Saturday, August 30, 2003
hey its nat, and whats that behind her? A BLOG..... AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH KILL IT, ITS HIDEOUS!!!!!!!........ kill the blog too..........
yepp... little under age bitch is enjoying the pelly bar right about now, talkin to a drunk dude from sydney, maybe he will take her back there.
Last night, i saw 2 people nekkid.... thankfully both female, but there is officially nothing i havnt seen of shannon and erin..........
aww, everyones left me, steve just left, i think he is going to bed, to dream about making fake ID's for us that might work, so we can go be lying cheating scumbags like little miss natalie 18. and shannon just left, what? you mean shes at the pelly bar with little miss 18 now, well i got news for you, shes in BALLARAT, yes, shannnon, the tall freak my auntie has living with her... shes having man troubles, i told her to call him and say, look, needs to keep his stupid mouth shut, and im sorry i cracked the shits. (OMG, what have i done, .... this was for a female to say, females dont have the word sorry in their vocabulary.... and if they do, they say it wrong, its like sry... or *cough* sry *cough* .... ) then i told her to wait for him to stop having a cry like a little bitch. she said ok.
see, im great at advice, why cant everyone give advice like i do.
oh hey.. a canadian just came on msn... dirty little fellow.
39 hours without decent sleep, i dont think sleeping next to erin for 5 minutes then waking up fear of her farting and causing a chemical war doesnt count as sleep. (howard blames saddam, bin laden owns up, bush tells howard to bomb saddam, bin laden jumps up and down screaming i did it, it was meeeeeeee, muahahaha, with a dummy in one hand and his famous AK-47 shaped bottle in the other. (he should put it in his mouth, then give the trigger a nice squeeze, he can show everyone what red milk looks like....) howard looks at bin laden and accuses him, bush dismisses claims, howard agrees, bin laden makes video of himself making a chemical ICBM, bush watches, bush sees what seems to be a stupid lookin fellow with big eyebrows in the background and assumes bin laden is a fake and the tape was made in basrah or some other stupid little town / rubble hole that noones ever heard of. bin laden gets so pissed with bush and howard having anal sex without him that he flies his private boeing 767 to america (minus his co "pilots" i dont think training with microsoft flight simulator professional really gives you a licence to fly.... i think we found that out o sept 11... 20 blokes, and not one of em could keep the planes out of buildings or off the ground... maybe we should charge bill gates with failure to provide a computer game to teach terrorists how to keep planes in the air. then they should give me all his money because i am so cool.
ohyeah, bin laden hears about monica lewinsky's blue dress, he buys it from her, next time bush holds a press conferance bin laden busts in and starts screaming, IT HAPPENED AGAIN, LOOK.... they should make a movie about that. called "White marks in the white house." then they should give control to america to me.
hey mark, they have you in the white house...umm, who could have guessed that making a site to post your ramble about art n stuff could have attracted so much attention to this fantabulous blog site. (ok i sucked up to the blog people, now upgrade my service, i hate ads.)
oh yes, america... umm, if i owned america, i would drive a tank to school... thats right, school, to teach me how to kill a man in 100 different ways using only your pinkie finger.
i wanna snap some necks with my pinkie. ownage.
umm, i hope nothing ive typed in here is against the TOS... no thats not what you do in bed somtimes, its terms of.... s... thats right, terms of s..... terms of service maybe.... speaking of services, i wouldnt mind being serviced right about now.
oh and one thing, i am NOT a communist, i may be a lie, a cheat and a communist, but i am NOT a porn star.
i think ill go shower now, i need a shave, and it might help these prozac wear off.
you know what would really suck right now....... a vacuum.
hey steve..... fooker :P amy isnt coming to ballarat, *hey a swedish person* yeh, cause amy is a girl, and... umm... she looks funny... oh and... umm... ooh a noise...oh yes, amy, hey is there a max post lenght for the blogs? umm, steve.... sorry people keep interupting me, umm, oh yes, when we get drunk at club Q, what would you rather do, walk home with me and ur olds, and ash n pria etc... or carry a drunken amy home. and would you rather wake up to the sound of a big fart, or amys voice... and what would be funnier, me and you walking past that cafe near pizza hut, and u farting on those people, or you and amy farting on those people, but you gettin beat up cause amy just isnt male... she doesnt understand good fart humour. Oh, and if we happen to have a shit night, like... the second night at the pool hall, where they did that raffle off thinggo... i can call up my cousin, and he can take us to the bottle o.
hey.... look at that, its my mother..... im goin now, shower time.
yepp... little under age bitch is enjoying the pelly bar right about now, talkin to a drunk dude from sydney, maybe he will take her back there.
Last night, i saw 2 people nekkid.... thankfully both female, but there is officially nothing i havnt seen of shannon and erin..........
aww, everyones left me, steve just left, i think he is going to bed, to dream about making fake ID's for us that might work, so we can go be lying cheating scumbags like little miss natalie 18. and shannon just left, what? you mean shes at the pelly bar with little miss 18 now, well i got news for you, shes in BALLARAT, yes, shannnon, the tall freak my auntie has living with her... shes having man troubles, i told her to call him and say, look,
see, im great at advice, why cant everyone give advice like i do.
oh hey.. a canadian just came on msn... dirty little fellow.
39 hours without decent sleep, i dont think sleeping next to erin for 5 minutes then waking up fear of her farting and causing a chemical war doesnt count as sleep. (howard blames saddam, bin laden owns up, bush tells howard to bomb saddam, bin laden jumps up and down screaming i did it, it was meeeeeeee, muahahaha, with a dummy in one hand and his famous AK-47 shaped bottle in the other. (he should put it in his mouth, then give the trigger a nice squeeze, he can show everyone what red milk looks like....) howard looks at bin laden and accuses him, bush dismisses claims, howard agrees, bin laden makes video of himself making a chemical ICBM, bush watches, bush sees what seems to be a stupid lookin fellow with big eyebrows in the background and assumes bin laden is a fake and the tape was made in basrah or some other stupid little town / rubble hole that noones ever heard of. bin laden gets so pissed with bush and howard having anal sex without him that he flies his private boeing 767 to america (minus his co "pilots" i dont think training with microsoft flight simulator professional really gives you a licence to fly.... i think we found that out o sept 11... 20 blokes, and not one of em could keep the planes out of buildings or off the ground... maybe we should charge bill gates with failure to provide a computer game to teach terrorists how to keep planes in the air. then they should give me all his money because i am so cool.
ohyeah, bin laden hears about monica lewinsky's blue dress, he buys it from her, next time bush holds a press conferance bin laden busts in and starts screaming, IT HAPPENED AGAIN, LOOK.... they should make a movie about that. called "White marks in the white house." then they should give control to america to me.
hey mark, they have you in the white house...umm, who could have guessed that making a site to post your ramble about art n stuff could have attracted so much attention to this fantabulous blog site. (ok i sucked up to the blog people, now upgrade my service, i hate ads.)
oh yes, america... umm, if i owned america, i would drive a tank to school... thats right, school, to teach me how to kill a man in 100 different ways using only your pinkie finger.
i wanna snap some necks with my pinkie. ownage.
umm, i hope nothing ive typed in here is against the TOS... no thats not what you do in bed somtimes, its terms of.... s... thats right, terms of s..... terms of service maybe.... speaking of services, i wouldnt mind being serviced right about now.
oh and one thing, i am NOT a communist, i may be a lie, a cheat and a communist, but i am NOT a porn star.
i think ill go shower now, i need a shave, and it might help these prozac wear off.
you know what would really suck right now....... a vacuum.
hey steve..... fooker :P amy isnt coming to ballarat, *hey a swedish person* yeh, cause amy is a girl, and... umm... she looks funny... oh and... umm... ooh a noise...oh yes, amy, hey is there a max post lenght for the blogs? umm, steve.... sorry people keep interupting me, umm, oh yes, when we get drunk at club Q, what would you rather do, walk home with me and ur olds, and ash n pria etc... or carry a drunken amy home. and would you rather wake up to the sound of a big fart, or amys voice... and what would be funnier, me and you walking past that cafe near pizza hut, and u farting on those people, or you and amy farting on those people, but you gettin beat up cause amy just isnt male... she doesnt understand good fart humour. Oh, and if we happen to have a shit night, like... the second night at the pool hall, where they did that raffle off thinggo... i can call up my cousin, and he can take us to the bottle o.
hey.... look at that, its my mother..... im goin now, shower time.
