Tuesday, September 16, 2003

 
Seriously dude, this is getting annoying

 
Having trouble seein new updates again, dont piss me off blogspot

 
NEW Thought of the Day: Never hold your farts in Otherwise, they travel up your Spine into your brain, And that's where you get crap ideas from.


 
well.

in trouble again, with >random offensive word< for baggin the...... um, "friend" that is a "boy/G I Made Pasta" * (thanks to loss for giving me the idea, with his C U Next Tuesday thing...)

Ofcourse if anyone else says the G I Made Pasta Word, its ok, but for me, noooo, i cant do it.

Annual shall be fun, the bus ride will be even better. Maybe ill sit next to my good friend chris hoult and tell him "stuff" like, what i burnt at marks for example. and a no bullshit explanation to the SMS our innocent_little_girl96@hotmail.com sent him.

Oh ye, now back to annual. there is approx 3 days, 12 hours (at 9pm Tuesday the 16th) till i leave. theres not alot i can bitch about that i aint already said.

Hey, ill bitch about primus, primus are a pack of fucktards. as ive stated once before, our connection speed keeps fluxuating. they upgraded or did some shit to their servers and now theyre even more homofied than before.

I have to give birth to a brown baby boy. I better givebirth again on friday atleast, cause i dun wanna spend another 9 days without going into labour. like last year, 9 days, imagine the babies i dropped off when i got home. i think im still recovering.

I wish i was a cat. all they do is eat, sleep and kill birds. Hey speaking of birds, me, jason, tom and lisa stopped 2 ravens and a mob of those squeeky birds from attacking a possum today. That was one scary assed possum, i was about to grab my 9 iron and bust a cap in its ass. *ITS COMIN RIGHT FOR US* *BANG* it kept lookin at me, then eating, then lookin again, it had the look of a psycho in its eyes. glased over and in need of a good de-jugular veining of someone. Kinda like jason.

Song of the moment: DARUDE - Music
Word of the moment: Infuriated (Verb) In-fyOO-ri-A-ted
Thought of the moment: I stole jasons setup us the bomb (its a dualthought)
Quote of the week: God created adam and eve, not adam and steve (unknown hero, channel 9, A current affair)

JEEZUS!!! I just had the biggest crap of my life, it woulda beeen the size of texas, just as jagged too.....phwoar..... what did i eat...

Well, time to go recover... think ill go weigh myself, that woulda been a significant loss.

Sunday, September 14, 2003

 
fuck primus

Thursday, September 11, 2003

 
umm, yeh, steve, amy, broke up again...

mark said they was the couple that bought the groups together. im kinda wondering where everyone came from anyways....

i mean for me, i left faggy matt white and gavin, and went bax to yall... - amy and steve, then, nat and kirsten kinda left matt n gav too, then i went back and forward between. then, steve came along, then i spent more time with nat and kirsten, then steve started goin back and forth... then scott mark ben jason left their little tree torture center :P and came over n "joined" me nat kirsten and steve, then, more people came along, like erin and spaz, and amy, and we keep growin dont we....

Me
Nat
Kirsten
Steve
Jason
Scott
Ben
Mark
Amy
Kiah
Erin
Lennice
Shannon
Tony
Kris
Tom
Pegler
Lisa
Amanda
Briony
Matt
Deniz
Cara

Err, im sure theres more, but i cant remember, its 11pm.

Scotts partay tomorrow :>

Scott and deniz should root.... *bad images*

Scott, feel damn special, DAMN SPECIAL! I got invited to the Sandown 500 on saturday and sunday, but im only goin on sunday because i got ur party. its ok, i prolly couldnt stand 2 days with the kid im goin with.

oh whats that erin? im cooler than you cause im goin to see ford win, yes i kno, but dont say that too often, i might get a big head about it.

Annual camp, is on a saturday to friday, im still having a cry cause bitch nat goes on tier 3, but im shooting so thats an upside... maybe ill shoot her. *pow* *pow* *pow* Tonite we got issued with shit from the Q store, i didnt need anything since i stole everything i need prior to now. Lemme see what i got.


Non Issued Stuff (I.E. Stuff i "dont" have):
4 Steyr pouches (most have 2)
1 Minimi pouch (most dont have any)
2 Water bottles (standard)
2 Water Bottle pouches (standard)
1 Cups canteen (standard)
2 Hexi stoves (most have 1)
1 Set of dixies (Standard)
1 Bumbag (standard)
1 Daypack (not issued...(must be "stolen" to have one >:] ))
2 Harnesses (1 for webbing, 1 for daypack as the daypack has shit straps)
1 Pack (standard)
2 hootchies (most have 1)
1 japara (standard)
1 combat vest (standard)

Issued Stuff:
1 pair of poo boots (standard)
1 bush hat (standard)
1 slouch hat (standard)
3 Uniforms (most have 2)
1 Heshelon bag (even tho the assholes issued it to someone tonite...)
1 Black Belt
1 Jumper
1 Pair of army green socks

Estimated Worth: $1200 (maybe more since im unsure about price of pack, and boots)

Not a bad little haul really.

heh, i also changed 3 packs over for 3 different people in my section, cant have my section goin around with shit stuff now can we. stole a jumper, altho its not really stealing, since i lost mine at the unit, so they still have it. its like, accidental replacement.

oh yes, pissed off still tho. Pia is having a party on the saturday that i leave, and the bitch has 2 spas, shes having a friggin spa party when i leave. So when im asleep on the cold hard dank insect infested ground of puckapunyal trying to go to sleep, her and erin and co will be sitting in a nice warm steamy spa, "sipping" booze and havin a fuckin great time.

bastards.

Time for this little rambo wannabe to hit the showers and go to bed.

I hope i dont embarrass myself too much at scotts.

Wednesday, September 10, 2003

 
word of the day: Gimpophile, Gimpophiliac, Gimpophilia.
thought of the day: Wrong... i hope the Youngun learns from it.

Monday, September 08, 2003

 
Doesnt it shit you when ur ISP is a fucktard.

since getting home at 4pm, we have connected to the net 4 times, and in those 4 times we have had speeds of, 28.8bps... 49.3bps... 44.0bps and what im on now... 19.2bps......Fucking shits me.

The sooner cable gets cheaper the better.... why the hell does australia have to be so damn craptastic.

Another thing that shits me, is when people tell other people things that arent secrets, or personal or anything important, but when you find out this person told this other person, you get the shits cause this other person doesnt really need to know, and doesnt really care. maybe its just me being tired, or maybe this person doesnt like the fact that you're not something something them.

who knows, i never will....

nothing is boring but something sucks.

:)

ack... so bored, amy is complaining about crappy internet too... and pegler keeps talkin to me even tho we have nothing to say, if she sends one friggin bat ill kill her....... no im gettin the hows life talk...

to sum it up, SHIT!!!!!!!

but from the sounds of it, not as shit as jasons...

cheer up charlie jason

hmm, heres kathy, i wonder if shes got anything to say....

SOOOO holidays huh? ye... mine are gonna be great... first week, ill be stuck at puckapunyal, with 8 fucktard cadets who have spent less that 1 year in cadets...field signals and radio shal be good... same with cooking, setting up hootchies, and being fast to do things... *sigh* oh and the whole time ill be thinking how much of a bitch nat is cause she gets to do the advanced course.... just cause shes a girl and got promoted up 2 levels...fucker... must be nice for some to go do advanced shit, must be nice for some to go on a live shoot, must be nice for some to learn contact drills. i say again, FUCKER!!!!!!!!!!!!!

oh ye.. then when we come home from pucka, and after i kill nat, ill be left with fuck all to do, might go see erin, might go see the rest of yall... but no money will mean no fun.

then im hopin steve will take me to ballarat, altho chances are ill get some life threatening disease and wont be able to go...infact, im pretty sure im getting sick again.... that makes, since.... the last week of the holidays... ill last week, then one week of okness now im sick again... maybe i got something off kathy n skye.... dammit, i knew foreigners were dirty......

hmm, dude on that millionaire show is up to the million dollar question. his wife is about to have a cardiac arrest but he looks like he has not a worry in the world. i would be happy for him, if he was my dad and if he wasnt a KIWI.... ack, sheep fuckers piss me off, i think going out with one made me dislike them... that and their stupid accent... sivven sux sivven..... fush and chups... get it right, (up ur) stupid assholes.

ok, well, eddie has the last question up.

How many dali lamas has there been?
13
14
15
16

ima go... 14.

ill get back to ye next week when eddie stfu and tells us.

now... what else can i babble about.... oh yes...

Dyslexia...im not dislexic, the letters are arargned worgn. (Hey, about that millionaire question, i was right, OMG I WON A MILLION DOLLARS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)
oh yes, dyslexia, umm, im not dyslexic. thats all i have to say about that.

umm, hey... oh no... i already babbled about that...hey, the dude from millionaire took th3 500k....hmm, i could buy a Mclaren F1 for that... or... a house. or i could give the people at VCAA or VTAC to gimme a 99.95 enter... or a 100, yes i know its not possible.

or i could invest it all, then become a million millionaire. right now im a 25centonaire....

it is now 9.30pm.

i hate some people, some people should be shot, some people need a smackin, some people should stfu, and some people should talk more, some people should say what they feel, and some people should restrict what they say cause it might be too blasphemous for the time slot. some people should kill themselves and put US out of OUR misery, some people should go fight, some should surrender.

Me... i wanna be shot, for the experiance, ill pass on the smackin, i agree with the stfu, i should do that, i should also talk more... ironic aint it, umm, i also agree with the next 2, not killin myself, so too bad, and i would fight, if the right person was infront of me, and surrender hey.... dont plan on bein in a fight to surrender.... altho if that right person was infront of me then i would fight, but no surrender.

ok, im done, im goin to... do something else.... this is long enuff,

ok stealing jasons bit just to make this longer,

Song of the moment: Linkin Park - Numb
Word of the day: Sporadic
Thought of the moment: why cant i have millions of dollars.
Quote (not simpsons):

1 To every thing there is a season, and a time to every purpose under the heaven:
2 a time to be born, and a time to die; a time to plant, and a time to pluck up that which is planted;
3 a time to kill, and a time to heal; a time to break down, and a time to build up;
4 a time to weep, and a time to laugh; a time to mourn, and a time to dance;
5 a time to cast away stones, and a time to gother stones together; a time to embrace, and a time to refrain from embracing;
6 a time to get, and a time to lose; a time to keep, and a time to cast away;
7 a time to rend, and a time to sew; a time to keep silence, and a time to speak;
8 a time to love, and a time to hate; a time of war, and a time of peace.

Ecclesiastes, I like this, i dont know why, its from the friggin bible ffs... and we all know how much i hate religion, but i like it. I read it in english one time, and it was said at the funeral i went to 2 weeks ago. its good.

Well, Now my computer is officially dirty, i had to go to a churchie site to get that, NO amount of porn could ever make my computer that dirty.

Hdd, i am sorry fo you have to store the information necessary for me to see what is on the screen.

Screen, i am sorry for you had to display this information

Modem, i am sorry for you had to route and download this information

Cords, i am sorry for you had to supply the power and stuff...

CPU, i am sorry for you are intel and a celeron at that... and i am also sorry for you had to transfer this information to all other components.

Eyes, i am sorry for you had to read the other crap at the site

People in the tapestry behind me, i am sorry for if you had eyes you would have seen that site.

Internet explorer: i am sorry for you were the tool of choice when finding that site.

Microsoft: fuck you, if you provided me with better software i wouldnt have been able to go to that site.... assholes.

Everyone: i am sorry for you had to read this babble. I am really tired right now which makes for good babbling.

well, i dont know if ive beaten or equalled steves giant post, i doubt it, not that that was my intent.

oh yes, ADD ME TO UR FUCKING LINKS U ASSHOLES. Steve, amy, mark, jason, steve h, big jim, little jim, slim jim, everybody.

Scary movie was cool.... so was number 2, but not as cool. Left right left kick, EHH SON, EEH SON, YO THAT JACKET IS TIGHT SON.

look, 3 papers, AAHAHAHAHAHAH

*sigh*

time to go

Friday, September 05, 2003

 
woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooah.... blogger has changed....... im so trippin out man................

Thursday, September 04, 2003

 
ack... info sys.... again...

word of the minute: pseudocode.

thought of the day: i wanna sleeeeeeep....

mood of today..

wants: sleep

needs: fireworks, some napalm, a car and diplomatic immunity.

has: runny nose, info sys.

likes: the warm sun

dislikes: the cold air making the sun feel cold

just: farted

thinks: steve must be getting forgetfull in his old age, he aint got me back from yesterday.

wishes: was in bed

heard: brad cried like a pussy...

still: wants to kill him

thinks again: tom should still tell him to fuck off

thinks once more (its starting to hurt): tom should keep me and .... (no word to describe him that is explicit enough) appart at all costs.

wants again: music and a hug

needs: a wakeup pill

hates: when mum comes in 10 minutes before my alarm and wakes me up.

has: a funny patern on his hand cause of sticky barcodey thing.

is: sick of thinking about more shit to dribble.

Wants once more: for hoult to come here so i can show him my renamer thinggo so he dont think i dont try. ass.

going: now

Tuesday, September 02, 2003

 
OOH.... jus found this

 
Feel like getting:
Hates:

Ok... ive decided i like the summer better than any other time of the year. when im a rich businessman ima move every 3 months to a place with summer. Babes, bikinis, beaches, barbeques, burnouts, booze, burns, birthday, xmas, holidays... or end of school, new years, fireworks.

I've Got Poop In My Butt!

Nat, i know you wont see this, but, ive said this before, and ill say it again, You, have shit taste in guys, david IS a gimp. Honestly, sometimes i think (appart from me) erin has better taste than you do, and she likes deros.

Im goin to make food and ponder why i cant be like this dude:

Monday, September 01, 2003

 
WTF, this is lame, COLORS WHERE ARE YOUUUUUUUUU>

 
Oh yeah, it aint round, and it aint shiny, but fuck, its bright.

 
weeee

 
new stuff added... maybe new color if im good........

i need to edit my links.....

 
im listening to innocent eyes at amys, i have shit all to say, steve has injured balls....... that is.. if he had any to begin with....personally i think not, since amys seemed to have pussy whipped him.


go the smileyband

im stealing jasons format, yeh hi jason, im taking ur format ok.....

song of the monent:Avril lavigne - Stater boy (not sk8er boi, sorry im not hip and cool like she is...)
Word of the moment:word.
Thought of the moment: disturbing....
Random Quote:Thats where i saw the leprechaun, he told me to burn things - Ralph Wiggum

some times i would just like to do this to etnics

If you wanna know how much jason thinks he rules, go here
and if you care about steves rambling... go here
and about howm much amy is retarded.... go here

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