Tuesday, August 31, 2004

 

Conspiracy Theory

9/11 Pentagon "Attack"

Speaks for itself.

Saturday, August 21, 2004

 

WEEEEEE OOOOOOO WEEEEEEE OOOOOOOO

O'What an interesting mooorrrrninnnggg, o'What an interesting dayyyyyyyyyyyy.

ok so the morning wasnt that interesting,just hangedoverness.

As those who were there know, we went lemon launching behind the park near erins and we managed to get some good launches, specially that one we all lost as it dissapeared off into the distance.

Later that nite we got more lemons and proceeded to go to Ballam park, and we did, and we launched a few lemons. *buildup to climax* But then the fucking cops came and bust up the party. Lemme explain.

We were at the soccer club behind the actual park, and we fired a few lemons, then i sees some headlights in the driveway, so i goes to looks at em and i see the dudes that were at the actual park, johnny bolting away like theyre criminals. So i looked back at the car and it was a cop car, so i says oh shit, cops, and we all proceeded to run away aswell as were sure they were there for us not the drinking kids.

So the cops seemed to have their attention diverted to the kids running away and we managed to run across the other side of the oval/pitch and hid in a ditch for a minute, where we conversed and decided that erin and jason will walk back to jasons car and if questioned make up some bullshit. While the rest of us planned to meet them at Belar Ave and leave, worked..sorta... we ran down the primary school and i saw a car turn in to the entrance (where the kindergarden is) so we figured they was cops (by this time the cops at the park were gone after spotlighting us for a bit. So we decided to run from the original lemon killing place to the sec school, where we left the cannon and the sprays on the ground and we ran off and his behind a fence and waited for j and ez to get us.

So we got away easy, and the other kids got away easy, and we prolly didnt even need to run.

Thats our bit of excitement for today.

Thursday, August 19, 2004

 

Lemon Killer.

Ok, tonite we went to the park around near my house, myself erin jason and fudgeboy, and we fired the lemon cannon with great success (yes even after yesterdays shit performance) We managed to launch a few lemons off into the distance, and then we shot one into a wall and well, there wasnt much left of it.

So we decided that the loud bangs were a bit too much considering the closeness of houses (30-50 meters away) so we scooted off to ballam park, and we saw benji who musta been dropping kiah off at her house (since he was in her driveway) so he came to join the mischief.

Again we fired the cannon with quite awesome results, ofcourse a few fails but most of the fires were good ones, the best launching the lemon up to 75, yes thats right, 75 meters. (using a rough measurement) Only one video was taken and only one pic, the video is of the 75 meter attempt (dark cept for really fast muzzle flash.) and the pic was of the lemon after it made friends with the wall.

So far we have 9 minutes of video of us makin flames or launching stuff, (10 if you count the video i made of most of the fireballs)

We've Found that if you load and fire the cannon side ways it works better, well... it works... maybe not better than the time that only erin and steve saw, but it works better. (Much easier to fire too)

Anywho, more good times and loud bangs shal be enjoyed i hope.

Also we need to find more / better ammo, i think erins tree it fast running out of lemons to get, steves are too small, maybe mark, if not we might have to resort to marks oranges or shop bought potatoes.

Looks like im updating my compy, mums being a pain in the arse about it tho, she wants me to buy a DVD-R (GOOD one) But we dont even got a dvd player in the house, and none of us are gonna sit at the compy to watch movies. And she wants me to get a new hard drive, were using 25gig atm and we got 14 left in our 40 gig but itll do.

Basically she wants me to buy a whole new comp (case Mboard ram cpu HDD (she neglected to mention FDD not that we use em)) Keeping sound and GFX (alto i saw in the paper a 256 Geforce 4 FX5200 for $190. So i thought about that...

Apparently were gonna sell this one, ofcourse well have to get a new sounds card since i fried the old onboard one.

But, ive decided (for the computer literate of you out there) to go with

CPU: AMD Athlon xp 2800
MB: ASUS A7v600-x
RAM: Apacer 2x 512 DDR pc3200

$702.20

I would like a AMD 3200, just cause its 400mhz faster (about) and more up to date.
I might even ask him to find me one, cause ill have to pay in installments, since current events are depleting my cash (drive lessons and licence test, rent money :@ and special occasions.)

Whats an extra week eh?

He wants 50% upfront (from what i gather from his invoice thing) and then the rest i can pay in weekly / monthy installments. He used to have a Play Buy sorta thing, where you take and pay, but dodgy fucks have put an end to that.

Oh and jason, to use a dual CPU MB both CPU's must be same (manuf, speed, cache size etc.)

Saturday, August 14, 2004

 

Cats and Sept 11

Since my cat got put down ive noticed a few things, the cats round my hood are sniffing out my missy cat, theyve been beating her up and mostlikely trying to get some pussy love. When the old cat was around no cats would come near our house or near missy, cause mister would beat the crap out of em.

Just now i hear missy meow/howl so i went to the door and opened it and this white/ginger bastard cat went scooting past followed my missy wanting to come in.

Stupid cats.

Ive declared Sat Sept 11 the day we shal go lasering. Thats 28 days away. (i hope yall can save $60 odd in a month, if not say somethin and we will delay)

I saw on TV a show about people, and it said Beautiful people have a ratio of 1 / 1.168. Now lemme explain.

If you measure yourself from the floor to your belly button, then from your belly button to the top of your head, a well proportioned person will have Toes to belly = 1 and belly to head = 1.168.

Or Big tooth, and tooth next to, Your big tooth should be 1.168 times as big as the one next to it.

or your mouth to your cheekbone, underarm to fingertips - fingertips to elbow, width of head - length of head, hairline to bottom of nose - hairline to chin, fingertip to 1st knuckle, length of finger.

Etc.

A well proportioned person will have all of these at 1/1.168 or close to it.

Liz Hurleys face for instance is dang near perfect to the 1/1.168 ratio. (according to the TV)

Now i dunno about you lot but i think liz hurley is pretty bloody hot.

Twould be interesting to figure it out.

The exact (not really but its long enuff to be considred by me to be exact.) number is. (mostly for steves purposes like pi)

1.61803 39887 49894 84820 45868 34365 63811 77203 09179 80576 28621 35448 62270 52604 62818 90244 97072 07204 18939 11374 84754 08807 53868 91752 12663 38622 23536 93179 31800 60766

Try memorise that you bastard.

Wednesday, August 11, 2004

 

Paintball

Jason and i have agreed that we should go PAINTBALLIN some time, as it is AWESOME.

Paintball site

Actually paintballin is the wrong term, LASERIN is the correct term, cause lasering is cheaper and minus the pain of being hit with a paintball hitting you at 33mps.

This place is no more than a 5 minute drive from my house, infact, if i lived on a hill i could just about see the place. This is what we would like to do...

TERMINATOR" $55 2.5 hrs on all Battlefields Incl. all Laser equipment Camo overalls avail for hire $8.00 ea.
($50 for students & under 16 y.o.)

For the boys they also have nut guards (cricket boxes) but shant need them for laserin.

We were talknig about how timezone is gone and there is no more laser places near us, well there is, its al ittle more expensive but when you think, timezone was $10-$15 for 15 mins, this is $60+/- for 2.5 hours and you get to use cool weaps. (me and jason spotted M16's, FAMAS, an UZI, and some crappy russian weapon :P



I hope we can do this by mid sept, or even in the holidays, that way it gives some of ye time to save (steve!)

Paintball is twice the price and twice the pain :P ill do it but i dont think the girls would like it, unless they have one of those wierd pain fetishes.

Also jason and i have decided, me ben and himself against everyone else. (basically we think we better cause we did cadets. Even tho "I" *delberate up-oneself-tone* am the only one whose trained with the Army at combat drills.(which would get me laserd fast cause theyre really crap))

But thats what we say, we'll take you all on (we being me and jason, reply from ben is still coming, even tho he doesnt know that atm)

Anywho, leave yer feedback and ill get all excited about going then you can all decide one by one you dont want to or cant afford it like everything else we plan. (not attacking anyone btw)
Leave input.

Tuesday, August 10, 2004

 

For amy:



The internet is really the place for some of the most discusting things youll ever see.

Like these pictures of a breast with FUCKING FLY LARVAE IN IT!!!!!!!

or this one of a mans mouth with FUCKING FLY LARVAE IN IT!!!!!!

(Yer just lucky i dotn want to scar you permanently like i have been...)

Tubgirl.com is NOTHING compared to the fucking grossness of these pics.

seriously... the internet shouldnt be allowed to have anything but porn, cars and blogs :P

Monday, August 09, 2004

 

Woo, new blog.

uhm, dont think ill keep it, but looks cool for now, comments are gone, stupid comments, i have the code for them in the same spot as the other one but they wont work, i like the little dude down the bottom tho he cool.


Monday, August 02, 2004

 
[Pic Removed Due To Crapness.]

Category XIII - The
Schmuck


How appropriate that you get the number 13. You're
an ass. A jerk. People tolerate you A)
Because they have to for some reason or B)
You're too dim to realize that you should GO
AWAY. Time to get a clue...

Great...



So True...

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