Sunday, December 24, 2006

 

Spending time with them just makes my brain bleed...

Tripod - I hate your family.

So kiddies, the eve of christmas is upon us. What will santa bring for all the good boys and girls?

I get coal as usual.

So, i lowered the car today, just the front this time, gotta do the rear some time, was going to do it tuesday but i asked to work, i dont need 4 days off. Looks better but still isnt super low in my opinion, altho 45 minutes into my new found lowness (like i could get any lower :P) i got the comment of "now youre driving like steve" Great... undo it... :P

In other car news, its going to the mechanic on 2nd jan, having the head gasket altered and resealed cause its leaking at the front, and getting rid of some of the niggly little annoyances. Finally, im also getting extractors, so i should get an extra 10-15rwkw in the booty, which will almost put me level with fudges car as stock. Im also going to buy a cam gear to fine tune the cam so im not blowing so much fuel out the back, cause its runing too rich atm due to the different timings of the cam compared to stock.

Then hopefully by my birthday ill have the cash for the ECU i have my eye on, thatll push me over 150rwkw and maybe even beyond that, its pretty cool ecu, you can hook your laptop to it and tune your car while driving, fast and furious style kinda. So thatll be fun to play with.

Looking forward to it lots, hope she runs like a dream after all this, really starting to be happy with the car now, still hate it cause its a shitter, but im improving it, i still gotta get the friggin dents out of it tho, so sick of seeing that.

Had my work pissup last weekend, as yall prolly know, wasnt too bad. I half enjoyed myself. We went to noojee, dont ask where it is im not really sure, but the boss rented 2 houses, we took the better one. When we arrived in noojee we went to a pub, called the toolshed, and indeed it was, there was a few "coffin Cheaters" in there, theyre a pretty hardcore biker gang. But they left not long after we got there. Sank some cans there, pissed off carole, shes a fucking troll, ask erin. She really honestly did get hit with the ugly stick at birth, shes lived 400 years of her 48 year life and she has a story for everything.

But we eventually left and went to the houses, stayed there for a bit pissing up and hanging shit on eachother, well, hanging shit on me... and getting stoned, mosto f the boys were choofin up. We finally decided to go down to get dinner at the noojee pub, its a real sticks pub, all the tables were made from massive pieces of wood, same with the seats, they looked pretty good too. All meals were $10 so i grabbed a parma and a kiev, and man were they good, the kiev was excellent. Then we pissed up more, and more, altho i didnt get too wasted, cause i learnt my lesson last time. The boss and shane nearly had a punch on, shanes from nsw and pretty home sick and the boss was being a fuckstick as usual, so shane was gonna beat the crap out of him, he just looked like a fuck tho.

The night went on and on and on and shane went o bed by 8, so he wasnt a problem but noone would fucking leave, and the band was good but shit, they only played old country music, which is one of the only types of music i have no time for.

We eventually left at about 2 and tracie offered to drive erin and i back to our house, but she couldnt find her keys, so i started stressing cause i didnt know if i locked my car, and after about halfa she had to drive jims car there, but marcus came with us and started abusing everyone and trying to punch on with shane again, and wake everyone up, so tracie cracked it and shane was telling marcus to fuck off and tehre was some screaming at eachother and bullshit but then we finally went to bed...

I lost alot of respect for marcus that night, he acted like a total wank all night.

but it was ok, different.

Erin saw how much shit i get at work from the boys and commented on how she doesnt know how i put up with it, i dont know how, i just do, which is prolly why ive been a bit of a shit lately, erin, steve, amy... Altho according to erin i deserve it all.

Good night kiddies, have a good xmas tomorrow, dont eat too much, give me all your moneys and presents, leave some cookies and cocain for santa and remember, all your base are belong to me.

Tuesday, December 05, 2006

 

Bored Bored

1. whats your name spelt backwards?
Naes Enryb

2. What did you do last night?
slept

3. The last thing you uploaded onto your computer?
Porn, no, uhh, prolly pics off phone

4. Have you ever licked a 9 volt battery?
Ihavnt

5. Last time you swam in a pool?
pool hey, nfi

6. What are you wearing?
Red billabong shirt, jeans, i like this shirt, its getting old tho

7. How many cars have you owned?
cars? none, Pieces of shit with wheels on, 1.

8. Type of music you dislike most?
Rap, Black Beats, Il Divo, whatever i decide is shit.

9. Are you registered to vote?
unfortunately

10. Do you have cable?
yah, had it for years and years now

11. What kind of computer are you using?
it's personel

12. Ever made a prank phone call?
who hasnt

13. You like anyone right now?
I hate everybody

14. Would you go bungee jumping or sky diving?
Sky yes, bung no.

15. Furthest place you ever traveled by car?
Beenleigh, past gold coast.

16.Do you have a garden?
hardly. more like a weed patch

17. What's your favorite comic strip?
ctrlaltdel

18. Do you know all the words to the national anthem?
nope

19. Shower, morning or night?
morning usually

20. Best movie you've seen in the past month?
Your mums sex video. Or jackass 2

21. Favorite pizza toppings?
Cheese, tomato paste, chicken

22. Chips or popcorn?
chips

23. What cell phone provider do you have?
3

24. Have you ever smoked peanut shells?
Have you ever smoked a cock? WTF would smoke peanut shells.

25. Have you ever been in a beauty pageant?
Look at me...

26. Orange Juice or apple?
depends on mood

27. Who were the last people you sat at lunch with?
Gareth at work

28. favorite chocolate bar?
boost

29. biggest craving right now?
[explicit deleted] & a crap, i got a guts ache

30. Last time you ate a homegrown tomato?
Never

31. Have you ever won a trophy?
Ugliest baby in beauty pageant. And some for bowling

32. Favorite artist?
Howard Arkley, he dead.

33. Favorite computer game?
NFS atm

34. Ever ordered from an infomercial?
nope

35. Sprite or 7-UP?
7up is good but not as readily available.

36. Have you ever had to wear a uniform to school/work?
...

37. Last thing you bought at Walgreens?
walgreens?

38. Ever thrown up in public?
Plenty of times

39. Would you prefer being a millionaire or finding true love?
Millionaire... being a millionaire these days is almost as common as being a hobo, add about 6 more Zero's then ill be satisfied.

40. Do you believe in love at first sight?
Not love, but a serious attraction yes.

41. Can exes just be friends?
Yes

42. Who was the last person you visited in the hospital?
Nanny i think

43. Did you have long hair as a young kid?
hey-ell no.

44. What message is on your voicemail machine?
n/a

45. Where would you like to go right now?
An open bank vault where i can take what i want.

46. What was the name of your first pet?
Sooty, he was a black dog...

47. What kind of back pack do you have, and what's in it?
billabong and empty

48. Last incoming/outgoing call on your phone?
nfi, fuck off.

49. What is one thing you are grateful for today?
life i suppose, certainly not my good looks or charm.

50. What do you think about most?
he he he... cars.


1. Where will you be when it turns 2007?
Who knows, still aint had a good new years yet, dont expect to start.

2. How did you get the idea for your MySpace name?
....

3. What are you listening to right now?
channel 10

4. Has the death of a celebrity ever made you cry?
I cried for 6 days when benji and lassie died.

5 ???

6. Do you own an iPod?
nope

7. What was the first thing you thought this morning?
5 more hours

8. What would be your ideal job?
KKK leader, or car tester for any high performance car maker, or that guy from top gear.

9. What will you do tonight?
Sleep

10. What's your favorite memory from last weekend?
Weekend... nope didnt have one of those.

11. What are the last two digits of your phone number?
98

12. What was the last thing you ate?
Chicken and avacado roll

13. What was last thing you drank?
Coke

14. What was the last movie you watched?
Jackass 2

15. What/Who do you dislike at the moment?
Everything / one

16. What food do you crave right now?
no more food....

17. What did you dream last night?
i dont dream

18. What was the last TV show you watched?
Charmed

19. What is your favorite piece of jewellery?
dont wear

20. Name someone on your Top Friends who is just like you.
Nobody

21. You're playing blackjack. You're dealt a jack and a seven.
hit the lights and stab everyone.

22. Who last text messaged you?
Nat

23. Are you on any medication?
I should be

24. What side of the bed do you sleep on?
Right in mine, left in erins

25. What color shirt are you wearing?
Red

26. What is your favorite frozen treat?
gelati

27. How many piercings do you have?
0

28. What's your favorite store?
Autobarn

29. Are you thirsty right now?
slightly

30. Who's someone you haven't seen in a while and miss?
Shazza from cadets

31. What did you do last night?
slept, didnt i answer this?

32. Do you care what people think about you?
yep, and its usually not good.

33. Have you ever done something to instigate trouble?
yep...

34 ???


35. What are your font colors on AIM.
always use black font

36. Where do you live?
carrum downs, the ghetto

37. Are you aggressive?
occasionally

38. Mobile Phone Network?
3, ive been here before

39. What are you listening to now?
channel 10

40. What is the thing that you would most like to change about yourself?
physical: MY big fat everything. psychological: More motivation and not so stupid.

42. What do you smell like right now?
Working man.

43. What's your favorite color?
Blue or red.

44. Do you like mustard?
i have acquired a taste lately

45. What do you tell yourself when times get hard?
down boy! Or itll be over soon. everyone has good patches and everyone has bad ones, altho its usually Ok crap, ok crap, crap ok ok slightly good, bad bad bad...

46. Would you ever sky-dive?
i said i would before fuckhea.d

47. Do you sleep on your side, tummy or back?
i wriggle about

48. Have you ever bid for something on eBay?
yep

49. What do you think of Cary Grant?
who?

50. Do you enjoy giving hugs?
: ) yep

51. Would you consider yourself to be fashionable?
Hahahaha, mosto f you have seen me shop...

52. Do you own a digital camera?
aye

53. What celebrities have you been compared to?
Keanu reves, obviously she was drunk.

54. Who is your favorite Star Wars character?
CHEWBACCA, that does not make sence.

55. Does it annoy you when someone says they'll call but don't?
It annoys me more when people call and call and call

56. What are you allergic to?
Everything, i should be a fucking bubble boy

57. Are you a jealous person?
Seem to be these days :'<

58. Do you ever feel guilty after eating meat?
Animal flesh meat, no, man meat, i cant say its been done but i would imagine id feel worse than guilty if it did.

59. If you were born the opposite sex, what would your name be?
Sarah or emily apparently, sorry ez, its emily not emma.

60. What are you listening to now?
pete murray - something.... on channel 10 still

61. NEW PET PEEVES?
New? i got hundreds thatll outlast religion.

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