Tuesday, June 29, 2004

 

Crawl

i declare saturday the 10th of july a going out night for all. i want to go to another pub or something, however unfortunately accomodation cannot be provided by me.

i'd like to go to frost bites seeings we all keep saying we all want to go but never get around to it. transport will prolly have to be provided by designated drivers, but im sure for a small monetry bribe that that wont be a problem.

if it is however im sure [fart by erin] 20-worst or L-one will suffice.

uhm, ye so unless i get some enthusiasm i wont bother pursuing this idea so comment away.

i need free pic hosting with remote hosting, so i can show pics on here, it also needs multi uploader.

How much is that doggy in the window.

Listen, Australia says NO. so stop it ok.

Monday, June 28, 2004

 
Australia says no.

Sunday, June 20, 2004

 

Warning: Excess consumption may have stupifying effect.

Beer, the cause and solution to all of lifes problems.

Good job steve, 10 pints and not a single munt.

Jason, generally that little feeling in yer stomach that makes you feel a little sick, usually means you are. Learn to recognise that feeling and stop drinking when you feel it.

Steve, if you ever drive yer car while pissed again, ill kill you, unless you beat me to it... a leper with no arms or legs could drive it better than you did. No not really, yer driving was ok, but the corner wasnt.

That has to be done again, the night was pretty cool you know, minus the munt and all, i coulda stayed there longer too. See amy, thatll teach you to eat when i yell at you to.

You should have eaten at lunch time, then at tea time, not just a big feed at tea time.

Ben, kiah, ye need to save up some cash (i know not the easiest thing in the world to do... but kiah, you looked bored, and ben, well i wanted to see you twirl.

Dirty fuckin smokers!!! Bad erin and steve... sadly what you sucked in was better for you than the shit circulating thru the air that we were all breathing.

Im tired, thursday was a long day and lat nite, friday was a long day and reasonably late nite, yesterday was a long day and late nite, and today well today i got a throat infection, i dont think its a cold or flu cause the cold n flu tabs i have didnt work and i dont have a single bit of snot in my nose.

and with that, i will depart.

Tuesday, June 15, 2004

 

Pets.

Mum wants to put down my cat, the black and white one noone ever sees because its scared of people.

Its mums fault, for years shes screamed at it and thrown (yes actually picked up and thrown) outside and kicked and abused it. It wont come near anyone anymore unless its in the mood, at which point we usually ignore it, its sad really, i feel kinda bad, that cat must have such a crappy life, it lives outside most of the time because mum wont let it stay inside because it either pisses or shits all over the place, like my jacket, that was the last straw for mum. Due to that she wont let him inside, which has led to his thinning, he used to sleep inside all day and eat, then throw it up, and he used to be a fat cat, now hes half the size, he used to beat up all the other cats in the street, now he gets beat up. His hair has fallen out, and its gone all ratty and ew... I blame mum for this. I feel guilty for not patting him when he came up to me looking for a pat, and for ignoring him most of the time. He was a nice cat till mum scared the shit out of him. A greedy bastard tho, who always stole my other cats food then threw it up on the doorstep, or beat her up. Maybe he deserved it, maybe he was acting up due to lack of attention, either way that cats prolly better off dead.

We've had both cats ever since we moved to carrum downs when i was 5, itll be different without him clawing on the door to come in, or running in terror at the sight of mum, or having to clean up his hairballs off the couch, its not a good difference and i dont like it.

Much like my dog, she should have been given away, but i cant bring myself to give her away, even tho she never gets any attention anymore.

I think thats why im such an arsehole sometimes, picked it up from mum.

No more pets.

[Edit]

No more mister cat, No more than 10 minutes after i posted the above mum left to have him put down, :'(

[Edit 2]

Mum said the vet said he had cancer, apparently in his mouth / throat, he couldnt eat due to having hardly any tongue.

Goodbye Catty.

Sunday, June 13, 2004

 

What do you call...

What do you call american with a PhD in physics and maths.

I dont know, what?

Stupid american, bwahahahaha


ok lame joke done.


Im other news, i need Easy CD Creator 7, and i need it now, or erin will poop on you.


Tuesday, June 08, 2004

 

da da da daaaaaaa

Ok, me getting this cable has made a few of you green (cept j and fudgey) What i just found out now will make you all green. (i hope :P)

I have a 1Mbit connection.

For those of you who dont know what that means, lemme show.

the scale pretty much goes:

56k
128k
256k
512k
1mbit

We downloaded Vet from the CA site in 9 seconds. (its a 4mb file)

Duff man says alot of things, OH YEAAAH.

Monday, June 07, 2004

 

If dolphins are so smart, then why do they live in igloos?

With awesomeness comes the opposite of that...

As ive been bragging about i had cable installed on friday, and since then ive downloaded what would have taken me 2 weeks to download on 56gay. So im happy with that.

But, my grandma / nanny is having trouble with her kidneys again, and my auntie sue (the one from my 18th) could have hepatitis, shes going / gone for tests and is awaiting the results. Not good.

Also shannon (yep that "hot" chick i talk about quite often) who was living with sue decided she didnt like it there anymore and packed her shit up and left while noone was home, she wrote a note saying ive had enuff and that was it, no thank you no flowers, nothing... So sue and anthony hate her, mum and nan hate her and im not too happy with her myself. So steve, ballarat (with shannon) is off... Ye might have to come to geelong instead :) or not at all.

I hate health issues, i want a metal skeleton, with pneumatic heart, lungs, liver, kidneys, a stomach made from plumbing copper pipe and balls of steel.

Enough depressing stuff.

If this aint the coolest friggin computer you ever seen ill run from my house to melbourne wearing nothing but a tutu. (and to make that even scarier ill run thru the gay part of st kilda too)

  • http://members.iinet.net.au/~winndyne/
  • (Cbf'd makin it a proper link)

    i (L) Sleeping in in the morning.

    I should do something decent with my life pretty soon, something other than making crapburgers at Hungry craps I might have to see when the next police entrance exams are on. Im kinda hesitant tho, cos i fit none of the criteria theyre lookin for, id be slightly corrupt for a start, im male, 18 and dont go to uni...

    Speaking of, ive wasted my life... my greatest achievement was passing year 12... whoopdefuckingdoo... no awards, 5 trophies from bowling... and fuck all else.

    Time for bed.

    Tuesday, June 01, 2004

     

    "Lightning Fast Speeds"

    Mother has recently announced that the optus man is coming to my house on friday to install our Optusnet Broadband. [Sound] Oooohhh, Aaaahhh, Clap x 20 [/sound]

    Unlimited (sort of) downloads [256,64], 12gb before we get limited, but i doubt ill down 12gig, but i might. Unsure about Ip, not that it matters really.

    I think im gettin a throat infection, prolly from too much shit food from HJ, its realy pissing me off, swallowing is a bastard and my fucking nose wont stop running.

    [Badger dance]

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