Round Shiny Blog

Whoever said glass breaks towards the object that broke it was wrong.

I threw a rather heavy tennis ball thru a window just before, from the outside, 95% of the glass that broke was inside.

So after cleaning up all the mess, and putting a lid over the glass to stop crawly things, we sat down to commence dinner.

So anywho, mam obvoiusly has teh shits and nanny says, itll either have to wait or he can pay. so i says ill pay, get over it.

my mothers responce was ofcourse "DONT YOU FRIGGIN TELL ME TO GET OVER IT YOU BASTARD" *throws food on bench, takes glasses of and throws them on bench (half landing in food) and storms out*

So ofcourse then i get the 'you always know exactly what to say dont you' speach from nanny, where the fuck do you think i got my mouth from dickhead. Its only your mistakes coming around and kicking you in the arse.

So there goes some booze money.... :'( and ofcourse some more diginty, because as always even if not my fault, ill have to appologise. Kinda fucks me up for wednesday and thurs cadets...

Least she called me a bastard, cause thats what i am, her illigitemate bastard unwanted accidental son. Thall teach the stupid bitch to fuck in the back of my dads mazda.

So i says to Mabel i says.

anywho, i went to langwarrin drive thru bottle-o last nite, and walked up to the fridges and gots me 8 cans of Johnnie walker, and i walks tothe counter and places the cans down and the dude says is that all i says yep, he says 21.50 and i says on card and you get the rest... He didnt even ask me for ID. I took jamie 9adrians brother0 in with me so he could buy em, but the dude didnt even look at jamie.

I felt special.

Thats all my news...

Valentines Birthday, VB Day.

The nominees for the sean and amys birthday party are as follows.

a johnno (C)
abby (C)
amanda
amelia (C)
amy
Amy.W
andy
ben
briony
Bronwyn
cara
cleverdon (C)
darren
deniz
driver (C)
erin
hallet
holmes (C)
hoult (C)
jason
JJ (C)
Jodee
k johnno (C)
karl (C)
kiah
kim browning (C)
kirsten
lennice
mark
matthews c (C)
mel (C)
Nat
peg
pia
raskin (C)
s johnno (C)
scott
Shannon (not piece of shit shannon, a decent non piece of shit one that lives with my auntie)
spiess
steve
tony

(C) stands for cadet. Most of these people yall dunno but it doesnt matter.

Oh... what to do what to do...

So, im goin to tafe in march, Certificate 1 in first aid (which i know most of anyways...) goes for 2 weeks, should be good. and Pre police exam course, goes for 10 weeks, then ill have to wait for the homo police dept to have a recruit intake. i called 13 20 01 and i says, 'when is yer next intake' she replies. 'we might have one in may but we dont know yet...' im like woah great organisation skills there buddy...

anywho, i wonder if i can get people arrested for things theyve done before i was a cop, that would be cool. get something dirty on the assholes of frankston, glen higgs, shane blake, chris hogg, etc...