Round Shiny Blog

Stolen From panda... its reasonably decent.





looks like im pretty sane... :'(




accurate? you tell me.



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18 is th' Magical Number.

18 is yo'
18 is i
18 is th' number of years yo've waited t'be 18
18 is th' number of beers steve will cornsoom tonight
18 is jest as bad as 17 an' much th' same as 19

Happy Birthday t'steve an' erin, yere now real varmints.

Through an amalgamation of terms, and his terrorist appearance. Ben will now be known as Ben' Laden from Frank'ghanistan.

Im sure ASIO would like to question him.

go to http://www.playmash.com/

Its that game we used to play as kids where you found out what your life was gonna be like.

You will live in Shack.
You will drive a black Porsche.
You will marry Nat Portman and have 4 kids.
You will be a Work for the dole in Carrum Downs.

Bitter sweet... i get to root nat portman, and drive a black porsche, but ill live in a shack and work for the dole.... oh and il have 4 kids.

hmm, maybe ill drive off with nat and the porsche and leave my job n the kids :P

Also, for stupid inventions go to

http://totallyabsurd.com/

This is a good one, http://totallyabsurd.com/beerbrella.htm one for me and steve mostly.

Something else steve might like, http://www.irn-bru.co.uk/irnbru.asp IRN-BRU.

ok stupid cut and paste code, ill fix it later. ok... OKAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!????????


Nemesis


?? Which Of The Greek Gods Are You ??
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Im Nemesis... apparently...

What Number am i.

Nine is the number that represents completion and
achievement to the fullest degree; it is the
'complete' number (3 x 3 = 9). You dedicate
yourself to the service of others, often as
teachers, scientists, and humanitarians. You
are strongly determined, you work tirelessly
and so it is no surprise you are an inspiration
to others. Having said that, you can be
arrogant and conceited when things don't go
your way. Please rate my quiz.

WRONG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!




What Sign of Affection Are You?
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You're addicted to.....

BANG smack on... see i told you im not a drunk.


You are a fire shadow. The feathery glow of your
source makes you spritely and active. You love
to experience many things and you want to take
in the entire world. You are constantly
flickering, darting from one experience to the
next. You have heat, energy, magic, and
charisma and hold the power of beauty and
destruction. However, the dying of your embers
is a corrupting fear. Learn to accept that you
cannot possess so much raw energy
forever.(please rate my quiz cuz it took me for
freaking ever to create)


Im a fire, mehehehehe screw you jason :P


You are Form 0, Phoenix: The Eternal.

Mehehe take that mark

Okay, wasted time, did some quizzes, its 3.30am. bed soon

Stolen from amanda out of boredom.

SEVEN DEADLY SINS:

ANGER:
1. Who did you last get angry with? Erin
2. What is your weapon of choice? A tank, sniper rifle or RPG.
3. Would you hit a member of the opposite sex? Hit playfully.
4. How about of the same sex? yep, and ill do it again if needed.
5. Who was the last person who got really angry at you? erin
6. What is your pet peeve? the noise people make when they eat, some eat quiet, and some want you to hear their spit and stuff.
7. Do you keep grudges, or can you let them go easily? No i usually let them go...

SLOTH:
1. What is one thing you're supposed to do daily that you haven't done in a long time? pray... or wake up before lunch time.
2. What is the latest you've ever woken up? 4pm
3. Name a person you've been meaning to contact, but haven't: n/a
4. What is the last lame excuse you made? nfi
5. Have you ever watched an infomercial all the way through? Yes
6. When was the last time you got a good workout in? Today (13/4/04)
7. How many times did you hit the snooze button on your alarm clock today? Alarm clock?

GLUTTONY
1. What is your overpriced yuppie beverage of choice? n/a
2. Meat eaters: white meat or dark meat?/Vegetarians: White
3. What is the greatest amount of alcohol you've had in one sitting/outing/event? hmm, My birthday prolly, or brentons.
4. Have you ever used a professional diet company? no
5. Do you have an issue with your weight? Of course
6. Do you prefer sweets, salty foods, or spicy foods? sweet
7. Have you ever looked at a small housepet or child and thought, "LUNCH"? Yep >:]

LUST
1. How many people have you seen naked (not counting movies/family)? Ugh, prolly 7 or 8.
2. How many people have seen YOU naked (not counting physicians/family)? lol ugh, non family or doctor... 2
3. Have you ever caught yourself staring at the chest/crotch of a member of your gender of choice during a normal conversation? Haha, yeah...
4. Have you "done it"? yes
5. What is your favorite body part on a person of your gender of choice? Hmm, tits.
6. Have you ever been propositioned by a prostitute? No
7. Have you ever had to get tested for an STD or pregnancy? nope

GREED
1. How many credit cards do you own? none
2. What's your guilty pleasure store? n/a
3. If you had one million dollars, what would you do with it? Buy a skyline, pay off mums house, buy my own, and squander the rest on crap.
4. Would you rather be rich, or famous? Money!!!!!!
5. Would you accept a boring job if it meant you would make megabucks? I worked with eric..
6. Have you ever stolen anything? Of course
7. How many MP3s are on your hard drive? 240... down from 750.

PRIDE
1. What one thing have you done that you're most proud of? nothing
2. What one thing have you done that your parents are most proud of? nothing
3. What thing would you like to accomplish in your life? Other than drive a car at 360kmh, not a great deal.
4. Do you get annoyed by coming in second place? Who wouldn't?
5. Have you ever entered a contest of skill, knowing you were of much higher skill than all the other competitors? Yup
6. Have you ever cheated on something to get a higher score? yes
7. What did you do today that you're proud of? rode to mordialloc n back, plan to ride to melbourne n back soon.

ENVY
1. What item (or person) of your friends' would you most want to have for your own? Fudgeboy or steves car (as long as fudgeys was in working order.)
2. Who would you want to go on "Trading Spaces" with? Brenton. He seems to have it pretty good.
3. If you could be anyone else in the world, who would you be? Angelina Jolie (who wouldn't want to be in that body?)
4. Have you ever been cheated on? no
5. Have you ever wished you had a physical feature different from your own? I dont like my nose.
6. What trait do you see in others that you wish you had for yourself? none, im reasonably happy the way i am, maybe not be so pessimistic, that would be good.
7. Do you wish you'd come up with this survey? No

What is your favorite deadly sin? Lust

SEVEN HEAVENLY VIRTUES

FAITH
1. What religion do you follow? anti
2. What religion were you raised as? none
3. Do you believe that forgiveness is a religious property, or a human property? Human
4. Do you believe in magic? Sometimes
5. What was the last promise you broke? hmm, nfi
6. Have you ever said the words to a prayer and not meant it? Yes
7. Do you believe that anyone could be perfect? Perfection is different for everyone, therefore true perfection cannot be reached

HOPE
1. Did you get everything you wanted over the last holiday season? Nope
2. Regarding your future, what is the best thing you could hope for? Money, a job, a family, car, house, happiness.
3. Do you let yourself get your hopes up for something even if you know that there is a large chance of failure? yep
4. Do you believe in fate? dunno...
5. Have you ever bought a lottery ticket? no
6. Do you gamble? no... well, yes, but nothing huge
7. Have you ever had something called off on account of bad weather, but then went ahead and did it anyway? Yuh huh

CHARITY
1. What causes do you support? Cancer
2. What causes have you given money or time to? ugh...
3. Have you ever worked in a soup kitchen or done another kind of outreach for the homeless? no
4. Would you ever consider joining the Peace Corps, Amnesty International, or another travel-inherent worldwide charity group? Never, but id consider the army, so, thats better.
5. Do you give money to the homeless on the street? Only if they're playing bongos
6. Have you ever helped out a friend with basic needs, like rent or food? Yup
7. What's the greatest extent you've gone to help a friend in need? dunno

FORTITUDE
1. What are you most afraid of? Success
2. What did you do today that was really brave? rode micks bike.
3. Who is your favorite superhero, and why? i hate them all.
4. Would you put your life in danger to rescue someone? Yes
5. If you were to face the Wizard, would you want more courage, more brains, or more heart? Brains
6. Have you ever gotten stage fright? stage fright as in on a real stage, or in an over crowded male toilet. either way, yes.
7. Do you consider yourself to be a leader or a follower? Both, it depends who im with, according to cadets im a leader.

JUSTICE
1. Have you ever been summoned for jury duty? No
2. If they reinstituted the draft(for both genders)would you go? sure would
3. Do you support capital punishment (the death penalty)? DEATH TO SCUM!!!!
4. Do you believe that Dubya is rightfully President of the USA? wtf sorta retarded homosexual question is that, he got voted in, therefore he is rightfully president, unless he did like sideshow bob and used dead animals from pet cemetarys.
5. What was your favorite media circus trial? bleh
6. Have you ever written a letter to a politician? no

TEMPERANCE
1. What do you have the hardest time moderating yourself on? booze...
2. Do you collect anything? Not anymore
3. Are you addicted to anything? im a dick, im adicted to you.... who sings that song anyway?
4. Have you ever put anything on layaway or used an installment plan? Yes
5. What's your preferred method of paying for things? Cash
6. Tell us one thing you wish you hadn't let yourself do? just one? Drink myself into puking, untill i started drinking i never puked, now im up to like 20 odd times.
7. Do you feel that you obsess over things? no

PRUDENCE
1. Who is the wisest person you know? meh...
2. Have you ever participated in a vigil? Ugh.
3. Do you take advice when it's given? not usually
4. What area are you wisest in? nfi, i give advice quite often, its usually relationship advice, which is strange, i think.
5. Do you drive defensively? um, i drive how i feel like it, usually pussylike since im still on the L's
6. Have you ever had unprotected sex outside of marriage? nope
7. What did you learn today? That mordialloc is kinda far by bike.

What is your favorite heavenly virtue? They all suck

Thanks goes to panda who unknowingly let me steal her material after she stole it from some other poor sap.

Right-handed people live, on average, nine years longer than left-handed people. :<
It is illegal to buy jack daniels in the town in which it is made.
The estimated number of M & M's sold each day in the United States is 200,000,000
It was discovered on a space mission that a frog can throw up. There are more than 1,000 chemicals in a cup of coffee. Of these, only 26 have been tested, and half caused cancer in rats.
Surveys say: only ¼ Americans eats 3 meals a day. (then howcome theyre all fat)
One in 500 humans has one blue eye and one brown eye. (i have 2 blue and one brown eye :P )
Tasmania is said to have the cleanest air in the world. (cleanest air, dirtyest people)
There are more nutrients in the cornflake package itself than there are in the actual cornflakes.
A ball of glass will bounce higher than a ball made of rubber.
In 1998, Sony accidently sold 700,000 camcorders that had the technology to see through people's clothes. (perving goggles, why dont they give them to american troops, itll help show the AK's and grenades those fucking arab sand niggersare hiding)
The U.S. has more bagpipe bands than Scotland does. ( U.S. the brave :) )
Nazi leader Adolf Hitler had only one testicle.
More redheads are born in Scotland than in any other part of the world.
An average adult produces about half a litre of flatulent gas per day, resulting in an average of about fourteen occurrences of flatulence a day.
In 1980, the city of Detroit presented Saddam Hussein with a key to the city. (I wonder if itll work to get him out of jail.
Henry Ford, father of the Automobile, is also father of the charcoal briquette. (thats a real man, cars and bbq's)
Penguins can change salt water into Fresh water. (Cute and smart)

Some useless crap, cept the penguin one.

If for any reason you feel the need to use my much cooler comment page than yours, you may do so. I couldnt get my documentroot one to work so i founds a newbie.

Some things you couldnt get thru the day without knowing.

Armadillos always have four babies at a time, and they are always all the same sex.
Taxicab drivers have a 70% greater chance of getting skin cancer of the left arm.
Fossilized bird droppings are one of the main exports of the island of Nauru.
On average, 100 stupid people choke to death on ballpoint pens every year.
Polar bear livers contain so much Vitamin A that it can be fatal if eaten by a human.
There is a Nike commercial that was shot in Kenya with Samburu tribesman speaking in their native language, Maa. “Just Do It,” appears when the tribesman is talking. He was actually saying, “I don’t want these. Give me big shoes.”
Discovered in 1996, Ridley’s Crested Penguin is the world’s only venomous penguin.
It only takes one gallon of used motor oil to ruin over one million gallons of fresh water.
Bill Gates' house was partially designed using a Macintosh.
The average house cat spends approximately 10,950 hours purring.
In 1999, two women were killed by a single lightning bolt. The underwire in their bras acted as a electrical conductors, and when lightning struck the bras, it burned their chests.
The average four year-old child asks over four hundred questions a day.
Thirty-five percent of the people who use personal ads for dating are already married.
It takes 63,000 trees to make the newsprint for the Sunday edition of The New York Times.
A snail can sleep for three years, while the mighty ferret sleeps 20 hours a day.
Bats always turn left when exiting a cave.
There is now an ATM in Antarctica.
Mosquitoes prefer children over adults.
The most commonly stolen book in the US is the bible.
The first domain name ever registered was Symbolics.com
Over 11,000 people are injured every year trying out new sexual positions. Heh, Amateurs.
Only the japanese would have a game where you give a prostate exam and colonic irrigation to a tv screen.

Bout the ladies.


For Erin: Yes indeedy you better believe it, theyre makin a movie bout "two Ford GT fanatics fuelled by revenge after being double crossed by the Mafia."


What i like is the disclaimer down the bottom of the page stating: "The producers and sponsors of this film are in no way responsible for any injury or death as a result of viewing this film. "

Those bloody terrorists make bombs out of anything these days...

::Self Explanatory::

Still sucks balls but, its better.

ill tell you what work is, its a pain in the arse.

Two days, $200 (and more to come, WOOHOO) 2000 bricks, and a fuck load of concrete render. Yesterday i had to jackhammer probably the equivalent of every wall in amys bedroom, i know yer thinking so what couldnt be that hard... well it is, its Brick with concrete render on it, and u have to be sorta carefull not to fuck the bricks over. so ye must chip off half an inch of render without fucking the bricks, while it all flies at your face, half of it was above head level so i copped a few chunks in the head too. Hard work. Today i had to pick up and move 2000+ bricks, we onl ordered 1000 but i had to relocate those a few times (due to the bricky working each time the load got less) and i did some jackhammering and sweeping too. I would honestly rather 1 day of army training over 1 day of labourer-ing, the army is more exciting and you dont have to pick up bricks, altho labourering is better cause u dont got any rank abusing you. The place im at is in toorak, apparently the dude brought the place for $750000, and well he got ripped off good, its an old run down piece of crap, but when its done itll be damn nice, they knocked out every wall in the double storey house cept 3, (btw im talking about internal walls, not the outside walls thatll stop yer house falling down (altho we knocked out 2 of them too)) And now theyre rebuilding from the inside, whoever owns the place is sparing no expence, $400 mixer tap for the shower, $400 FFS, and its minimalist, so theres fuck all to it, the whole house is minimalist from what ive seen, the basin in the dunny is all glass n round and minimal. The house has 7 different electrical lines like Pay TV, TV, Internet, Phone, and that thing that spiess has in his house with the screens n shit. in the master bedroom there are 37 electrical cords, (that includes power points and light switches.)

Toorak is full of hot cars n hot chicks, rich ones at that. Ferarri's (1) Porsches (lots and lots) BMW, Mercedes, and Volkswagen seems to be the poor rich persons car of choice, its like the torana or commodore for toorak, and quite suprisingly not many 4WDs.

Stupid erin wont reply to me, i sent her a message at 7.30 because her train went past the train station we were passing, and i messaged saying "i can see your train" and never got a reply, then when i CBF'd working at 2.30 or so i sent another one saying im havin a break, bla bla bricks, bla bla fcking hate them bla bla" and never got no reply.

If yall think me and steve are pissheads, you aint seen nothin yet. Eric drank 6 cans of haig scotch on the way home, and Grahame drank 4 mad chooks (wild turkeys) on the way home and then when at home drank a slab, yes a slab of beer. The whole slab...

Im tired, and sore, my hands are :S they gonna hurt like a bitch when i shower, cos theyre all raw n stuff. Oh well.