Friday, December 31, 2004
Friday, December 24, 2004
I FUCKING HATE CHRISTMAS CARROLS!!!!!!!111
I FUCKING HATE CHRISTMAS CARROLS!!!!!!!111
theyd be cooler if you could change them.
The little drummer boy with aids.
A happy song about the drummer who stuck his sticks up his arse and got aids and died.
Away in a mangy brothel.
A song about how ther virgin mary actually paid some guy to root her...
O little Shanty town of Bhagdad
A Song about iraqui's and terrorists being bombed by americans.
Do You Hear What I Hear?
A merry song about hitler and the jews burning...
We Three Kings of Orient Are
We three terrorists with ba-zoo-kas...
Jolly old St. Nick the paedophile.
Nick loves it when kids sit on his lap.
thatll do.
theyd be cooler if you could change them.
The little drummer boy with aids.
A happy song about the drummer who stuck his sticks up his arse and got aids and died.
Away in a mangy brothel.
A song about how ther virgin mary actually paid some guy to root her...
O little Shanty town of Bhagdad
A Song about iraqui's and terrorists being bombed by americans.
Do You Hear What I Hear?
A merry song about hitler and the jews burning...
We Three Kings of Orient Are
We three terrorists with ba-zoo-kas...
Jolly old St. Nick the paedophile.
Nick loves it when kids sit on his lap.
thatll do.
Its 3'o'clock in the morning and its starting to get light...
Actually, its 730am. (or was when i typed this) and i been up for 24 hours 10 minutes.
I got home from work and didnt feel like sleep so i sat on here for a bit.
I left work at about 6:10, got home at 6:30 and it was fairly light outside. By 730 the sun was coming up and the annoying birds were chirping.
Twas a shit night at work indeed.
As some of you saw, it was pretty fucking packed in there... pretty fucking hot too... shortly after i got there i was sent to the top bar to work, i hate the top bar, its crap, all the annoying people go to the top bar, the owner and all his little suck up groupie fag mates sit up there blocking the entrance to the bar.
There were so many broken glasses on the floor last nite, but we couldnt clean em up cause there was too many people, so at the end of the night the floor was covered in broken glass. Unfortunately daniel margariti didnt slip over and cut his throat / wrists on any of it.. *Sad Face* :< The stupid fucking wog couldnt be any more woggier if he tried. Looks like a wog, talks like a wog, walks like a wog, dances like a gyrating haemmoroid. I had to get past hime a few times to pick up glasses, and he just stood there on purpose and wouldnt move, so i pushed him and unbalanced him then walked past, he wasnt happy.
There was 2 fights tonite, one i almost ended up in the middle of, and the other was pretty close too. First one would have turned into a big fight but the bouncers broke it up too fast *Sad Face* and the other one was orright but no major injuries.
One of our bouncers ko'd some dick in the alley where i park my car. Him and another bouncer that wasnt working went out there to piss or something, and these 2 guys came up to em and started talkin shit, so our bloke knocked him out cold... Wierd thing is tho, when they came back inside the bouncer was real upset about it, i mean if some asshole started abusing me and i knocked the prick out id be all... happy i suppose, this dude was the opposite.
ok, im goin to eat then go to erins, aint eaten since 7pm last nite, its now 4.
I got home from work and didnt feel like sleep so i sat on here for a bit.
I left work at about 6:10, got home at 6:30 and it was fairly light outside. By 730 the sun was coming up and the annoying birds were chirping.
Twas a shit night at work indeed.
As some of you saw, it was pretty fucking packed in there... pretty fucking hot too... shortly after i got there i was sent to the top bar to work, i hate the top bar, its crap, all the annoying people go to the top bar, the owner and all his little suck up groupie fag mates sit up there blocking the entrance to the bar.
There were so many broken glasses on the floor last nite, but we couldnt clean em up cause there was too many people, so at the end of the night the floor was covered in broken glass. Unfortunately daniel margariti didnt slip over and cut his throat / wrists on any of it.. *Sad Face* :< The stupid fucking wog couldnt be any more woggier if he tried. Looks like a wog, talks like a wog, walks like a wog, dances like a gyrating haemmoroid. I had to get past hime a few times to pick up glasses, and he just stood there on purpose and wouldnt move, so i pushed him and unbalanced him then walked past, he wasnt happy.
There was 2 fights tonite, one i almost ended up in the middle of, and the other was pretty close too. First one would have turned into a big fight but the bouncers broke it up too fast *Sad Face* and the other one was orright but no major injuries.
One of our bouncers ko'd some dick in the alley where i park my car. Him and another bouncer that wasnt working went out there to piss or something, and these 2 guys came up to em and started talkin shit, so our bloke knocked him out cold... Wierd thing is tho, when they came back inside the bouncer was real upset about it, i mean if some asshole started abusing me and i knocked the prick out id be all... happy i suppose, this dude was the opposite.
ok, im goin to eat then go to erins, aint eaten since 7pm last nite, its now 4.
Tuesday, December 21, 2004
Mrs Tweedy, the chickens are revolting!!!
Maybe not the chickens but the seagulls.
Im convinced the seagulls have a secret plan to kill all humans.
When i change the bins at level 1, all the seagulls just watch me, and as soon as i go near one, it starts to screech, AAAAAAAAAAAAAARK AAAAAAAAAAAAAARK, And then they all fly around over my head, and they start screeching too so they attract more seagulls, next thing, i have 100 seagulls flying over my head.
The thing that creeps me out most, is they all can see eachother, they sit in spots where they can see eachother... And you... so one might be on the sattelite dish, and another will be on the roof of the grand and so on, Theyre civilised, they have lookouts, and im sure they have a secret code.... and weapons / Turds.
Theyre After MEEEE.
Three songs to get for the doof inclined.
Oscar G - Dark Beat.
Midnight Star - Midas Touch.
Slinkee Minx - Summer Rain.
So, NYE Hey...
Amys sisters house, hey....
Scott invited tim, hey....
amy pissed at scott... hey....
This NYE Better be fucking cool and fucking drunk, never had a drunk nye, never had a good nye, so this one better be cool.
Pool, Spa, Launchers, Fireworks, Music (speaking of, does she have a good stereo??? We need one with a aux in, so jason can hook up his lappy, or kass, or erin even, but well have to put lots of good music on it first. (Saves changing cds while drunk.)) and anything else cool.
I Hate Christmas, only once this year since i started working have i had less than $100 in the bank, untill now... the worst part is, i havnt even bought any presents... On the bright side, pay days tomorrow, but it still aint that great, maybe ill 'borrow' some from my car account, it seems to be building up some cash.
I need a new job, im going to look for one now infact...
Bye.
Im convinced the seagulls have a secret plan to kill all humans.
When i change the bins at level 1, all the seagulls just watch me, and as soon as i go near one, it starts to screech, AAAAAAAAAAAAAARK AAAAAAAAAAAAAARK, And then they all fly around over my head, and they start screeching too so they attract more seagulls, next thing, i have 100 seagulls flying over my head.
The thing that creeps me out most, is they all can see eachother, they sit in spots where they can see eachother... And you... so one might be on the sattelite dish, and another will be on the roof of the grand and so on, Theyre civilised, they have lookouts, and im sure they have a secret code.... and weapons / Turds.
Theyre After MEEEE.
Three songs to get for the doof inclined.
Oscar G - Dark Beat.
Midnight Star - Midas Touch.
Slinkee Minx - Summer Rain.
So, NYE Hey...
Amys sisters house, hey....
Scott invited tim, hey....
amy pissed at scott... hey....
This NYE Better be fucking cool and fucking drunk, never had a drunk nye, never had a good nye, so this one better be cool.
Pool, Spa,
I Hate Christmas, only once this year since i started working have i had less than $100 in the bank, untill now... the worst part is, i havnt even bought any presents... On the bright side, pay days tomorrow, but it still aint that great, maybe ill 'borrow' some from my car account, it seems to be building up some cash.
I need a new job, im going to look for one now infact...
Bye.
Friday, December 17, 2004
Heres an update...
I got nothing to say... No intersting news, nothing.
Fuck i hate christmas.
I got nothing to say... No intersting news, nothing.
Fuck i hate christmas.
