Sunday, December 28, 2003
amanda wants another update....
ok, its been 26 days since i last updated...
Well, im speaking to nat some... i hate myself for it, if yer readin nat... its cause ive been sayin, noo never speak to her again... now i do occasionally i never stick to what i say... well not with this anyway.
Went to courses camp at cadets, its promotion camp pretty much, altho ye dont get promoted there... it sucked, it was fuckin hot, fuckin sticky, and plain homo. the said, u have 40 mins to do what u want, 3 mins later ur doin lessons because they cant have u doin nothing..... thats bad... even tho its 42 fucking degrees outside and more inside and u have sweat dripping off ur face, enuff of it that the sleeve on ur shirt, from the elbow down looks like youve dipped it in water or something cause its so wet with sweat. Oh and nooo we dont need time to shave, theyre like, why havnt you shaved, had no time, why have u had no time, because you give us no time, we give u time, when?, at stand down, oh yeah great time to shave, at night.. cause thats when the hair grows most... at night when ur still awake... fucktards.. u need to shave in the morning because it grows more in the night when ur asleep.
oh yes, and drink a litre of water every 40 mins... infact fuck that, u drink now and ill tell ye when to stop, yeah ok fag, looks like im still drinking then cause u never said stop.
naaw i dont need thanking or anything, i just helped some kid who was having an epileptic fit, naah jason doesnt need thanking either... were just crappy medics why would u thank us....
some kid has an epileptic fit at 6am on the parade ground, he falls onto the ground and convulses, me and jason doric run to the scene as we were the only half decent medics there, we put the kid into the lateral recovery position and supervise him and try help him till proper help arrives. So thinking we did good, we were like yeah cool, but nooooooooooo all we get from the officers is 'get back into ur platoons' no thank you, no well done, nothing... cunts.
Getting up at 5.30 is gay.... going to bed at 10pm is gayer... so we went to bed at 12ish, so 19 hour days at pucka are real fun....
mess food was ok, cept they had fish that looked like chicken, but tasted like shit.
the pasta they had most nights was rather good tho. i could eat from there every day... altho most of the food was crap, but what wasnt crap was pretty fucking good.
the coconut cherry slice was good too.... *drools*
this is how the days went.
5.45 Revellie (or put simple, GET THE FUCK UP!!)
6 March down to assembily area to get on busses to go to mess
6.15 officers order duty student (person temporarily in charge) to make the rest of his/her platoon do drill
6.30 get on bus
6.35 get off bus and into mess
7.05 be ready to get back on busses and fuck off to the lines (where we sleep n do all our shit)
7.20-12 noon, lessons and or drill.
12 noon lunch time
1 lessons and or drill
5 Get ready for mess
5.15 get down to assembily area to get on busses
5.30 get on bus
5.35 off bus into mess
6.05 ready to go back to lines
6.20 be at parade ground ready for more lessons
9 stand down (change into normal clothes shower etc.....
10 lights out (meant to sleep, if torch or glow stick are used u can iron or polish boots, otherwise can talk quiet on phone, or with other people in room.
then it all starts again at 5.45
so pretty gay... its so not real armyish... i know its cadets, but it should be like proper army. they are laid back, there is no real rush, i mean, in the morning u get up u shave u get dressed, u piss etc... and when everyone is ready u do something (eat usually) there is no HURRY UP GET ON PARADE, GET A SENCE OF URGENCY... seriously, everyone had a sence of urgency, people can only move so fast.... especially at 5.45am.
Oh, theres always chicks that wanna bone me at these camps.... last promo camp there was a chick from ringwood. this camp it was one from Beacon hills. so no need to worry erin :P anyways, the one from beacon knew i was taken and she wouldnt do anythin on camp anyways, since she was the dux of the course. as for shazza she was much the same, cept a year and a half younger and didnt get dux.
oh and half the chicks in cadets are bi...
ok enuff of cadets.
Ok.... oh ye... no... ooh.... naaah..... oh...
XMAS!!!!!!! sucked ass.....
Ok, i scored a ford bedsheet cover set (its soooo fuckin good :> ) a ford towel, a pair of ford GT boxer shorts and a V8 supercar picture from erin, with the one and only marcos ambrose pirtek ford in it :> bewdiful. i also got some money to get a tattoo, thats all i got since im a spoilt only child who has everything else.
the reason xmas sucked ass is becase, my uncle, his g/f and 2 of their 4 kids came down, bill the uncle is an ex bikie... he drinks long neck bottles of beer like stubbies... he also smokes weed and it wouldnt suprise me if he shot up... cause it sure fuckin looked like it the other day..... angie his woman is fairly cool altho she cant seem to get that we dont care what she does thru her head, she asks if she can eat in the lounge room instead of the dining room, she asks to eat soemthing, etc... we dont care.... ur nearly 40 ffs... ur too old to ask. Tayla, the 8 year old.... is a little bitch... smartarsed, she looks black too... which she shouldnt because bill and angie are both white.... maybe angie has been gettin around. Riley... the 5-6 year old is the perfect height to headbutt my nutsack..... :s she is also a bitch.... likes to punch me.... but doesnt like my hairy legs... so i think if i wear shorts ill be fine...
These people are from queensland, and theyre loud. and annoying. i dont like them
theyre living in a campervan that my uncle owns till they leave some time soon, iwish they would go already.
So anyways on xmas, we had bill angie tayla riley... mum nan, sue anthony, carol eric siobahn dylan, my uncle graham and me. 14 people in my house.... too many.
Bill and eric were talkin like they'd known eachother for years... theyre both feral and theyre both 'builders'.. eric works as a carpenter, bill works on high rises in qland... and they both drink wayyy too much alcohol.
angie made wayyy too much food, siobahn dylan tayla riley pissed me off..... cause theyre small. anthony... for a change he wasnt too bad.
today i tried to get the bus, the 1.10 832 from carrum downs shopping center, it was the last 832 for the day... i gets on.. and the driver says, you know this is only going to van haaster grove dont you? and i says no.. crap, and he says yeah, and i says ok then ill go try the other stop, so i walks over to the other stop, and sit down and theres some old feral lady sittin there and she starts askin when th next bus is, and thats when it hit me, its saturday... the next bus wasnt for an hour and a bit.... so i sat there talkin to this old lady.... i eventually got sick of her and said, ok im goin to get some food, might waste some time ill b back later.... i nver returned.. i just walked home. i was going into frankston with steve and ben but by the time i got into frankston it woulda been 3 and i would have had to leave not much after because its SATURDAY, i fucking hate weekends for bus travel... hence why im going to be at home all day tomorrow (sunday) well its today now since its 2.21am...
I think its time for me to go visit my new bedsheets. omg i love them so much....
oh, amanda, i dont have much to say to you on msn, thats why i never say hi, but ye know, it is a 2 way street, i dont see you initiating many convos on msn with me....
also you have my Hard NRG The Anthems CD, ima coming to get that one day soon.... monday maybe if i can get out of the downs.
ok, its been 26 days since i last updated...
Well, im speaking to nat some... i hate myself for it, if yer readin nat... its cause ive been sayin, noo never speak to her again... now i do occasionally i never stick to what i say... well not with this anyway.
Went to courses camp at cadets, its promotion camp pretty much, altho ye dont get promoted there... it sucked, it was fuckin hot, fuckin sticky, and plain homo. the said, u have 40 mins to do what u want, 3 mins later ur doin lessons because they cant have u doin nothing..... thats bad... even tho its 42 fucking degrees outside and more inside and u have sweat dripping off ur face, enuff of it that the sleeve on ur shirt, from the elbow down looks like youve dipped it in water or something cause its so wet with sweat. Oh and nooo we dont need time to shave, theyre like, why havnt you shaved, had no time, why have u had no time, because you give us no time, we give u time, when?, at stand down, oh yeah great time to shave, at night.. cause thats when the hair grows most... at night when ur still awake... fucktards.. u need to shave in the morning because it grows more in the night when ur asleep.
oh yes, and drink a litre of water every 40 mins... infact fuck that, u drink now and ill tell ye when to stop, yeah ok fag, looks like im still drinking then cause u never said stop.
naaw i dont need thanking or anything, i just helped some kid who was having an epileptic fit, naah jason doesnt need thanking either... were just crappy medics why would u thank us....
some kid has an epileptic fit at 6am on the parade ground, he falls onto the ground and convulses, me and jason doric run to the scene as we were the only half decent medics there, we put the kid into the lateral recovery position and supervise him and try help him till proper help arrives. So thinking we did good, we were like yeah cool, but nooooooooooo all we get from the officers is 'get back into ur platoons' no thank you, no well done, nothing... cunts.
Getting up at 5.30 is gay.... going to bed at 10pm is gayer... so we went to bed at 12ish, so 19 hour days at pucka are real fun....
mess food was ok, cept they had fish that looked like chicken, but tasted like shit.
the pasta they had most nights was rather good tho. i could eat from there every day... altho most of the food was crap, but what wasnt crap was pretty fucking good.
the coconut cherry slice was good too.... *drools*
this is how the days went.
5.45 Revellie (or put simple, GET THE FUCK UP!!)
6 March down to assembily area to get on busses to go to mess
6.15 officers order duty student (person temporarily in charge) to make the rest of his/her platoon do drill
6.30 get on bus
6.35 get off bus and into mess
7.05 be ready to get back on busses and fuck off to the lines (where we sleep n do all our shit)
7.20-12 noon, lessons and or drill.
12 noon lunch time
1 lessons and or drill
5 Get ready for mess
5.15 get down to assembily area to get on busses
5.30 get on bus
5.35 off bus into mess
6.05 ready to go back to lines
6.20 be at parade ground ready for more lessons
9 stand down (change into normal clothes shower etc.....
10 lights out (meant to sleep, if torch or glow stick are used u can iron or polish boots, otherwise can talk quiet on phone, or with other people in room.
then it all starts again at 5.45
so pretty gay... its so not real armyish... i know its cadets, but it should be like proper army. they are laid back, there is no real rush, i mean, in the morning u get up u shave u get dressed, u piss etc... and when everyone is ready u do something (eat usually) there is no HURRY UP GET ON PARADE, GET A SENCE OF URGENCY... seriously, everyone had a sence of urgency, people can only move so fast.... especially at 5.45am.
Oh, theres always chicks that wanna bone me at these camps.... last promo camp there was a chick from ringwood. this camp it was one from Beacon hills. so no need to worry erin :P anyways, the one from beacon knew i was taken and she wouldnt do anythin on camp anyways, since she was the dux of the course. as for shazza she was much the same, cept a year and a half younger and didnt get dux.
oh and half the chicks in cadets are bi...
ok enuff of cadets.
Ok.... oh ye... no... ooh.... naaah..... oh...
XMAS!!!!!!! sucked ass.....
Ok, i scored a ford bedsheet cover set (its soooo fuckin good :> ) a ford towel, a pair of ford GT boxer shorts and a V8 supercar picture from erin, with the one and only marcos ambrose pirtek ford in it :> bewdiful. i also got some money to get a tattoo, thats all i got since im a spoilt only child who has everything else.
the reason xmas sucked ass is becase, my uncle, his g/f and 2 of their 4 kids came down, bill the uncle is an ex bikie... he drinks long neck bottles of beer like stubbies... he also smokes weed and it wouldnt suprise me if he shot up... cause it sure fuckin looked like it the other day..... angie his woman is fairly cool altho she cant seem to get that we dont care what she does thru her head, she asks if she can eat in the lounge room instead of the dining room, she asks to eat soemthing, etc... we dont care.... ur nearly 40 ffs... ur too old to ask. Tayla, the 8 year old.... is a little bitch... smartarsed, she looks black too... which she shouldnt because bill and angie are both white.... maybe angie has been gettin around. Riley... the 5-6 year old is the perfect height to headbutt my nutsack..... :s she is also a bitch.... likes to punch me.... but doesnt like my hairy legs... so i think if i wear shorts ill be fine...
These people are from queensland, and theyre loud. and annoying. i dont like them
theyre living in a campervan that my uncle owns till they leave some time soon, iwish they would go already.
So anyways on xmas, we had bill angie tayla riley... mum nan, sue anthony, carol eric siobahn dylan, my uncle graham and me. 14 people in my house.... too many.
Bill and eric were talkin like they'd known eachother for years... theyre both feral and theyre both 'builders'.. eric works as a carpenter, bill works on high rises in qland... and they both drink wayyy too much alcohol.
angie made wayyy too much food, siobahn dylan tayla riley pissed me off..... cause theyre small. anthony... for a change he wasnt too bad.
today i tried to get the bus, the 1.10 832 from carrum downs shopping center, it was the last 832 for the day... i gets on.. and the driver says, you know this is only going to van haaster grove dont you? and i says no.. crap, and he says yeah, and i says ok then ill go try the other stop, so i walks over to the other stop, and sit down and theres some old feral lady sittin there and she starts askin when th next bus is, and thats when it hit me, its saturday... the next bus wasnt for an hour and a bit.... so i sat there talkin to this old lady.... i eventually got sick of her and said, ok im goin to get some food, might waste some time ill b back later.... i nver returned.. i just walked home. i was going into frankston with steve and ben but by the time i got into frankston it woulda been 3 and i would have had to leave not much after because its SATURDAY, i fucking hate weekends for bus travel... hence why im going to be at home all day tomorrow (sunday) well its today now since its 2.21am...
I think its time for me to go visit my new bedsheets. omg i love them so much....
oh, amanda, i dont have much to say to you on msn, thats why i never say hi, but ye know, it is a 2 way street, i dont see you initiating many convos on msn with me....
also you have my Hard NRG The Anthems CD, ima coming to get that one day soon.... monday maybe if i can get out of the downs.
# posted by Sean @ 02:23 
