Tuesday, December 02, 2003
Ok, amoonda wanted a Fuck-update.
well amoonda, nothing interesting has happened.
Im still not talking to shannon kris nat and siobahn. As much as nat wants me to speak to her (i know she does) i refuse, she might get the occasional sentence or 3 (like at mels) but thats as far as it goes.
I keep getting in trouble at cadets, First time was for making some chick lean aainst a wall on her fingertips, try it, is hard after a while, and last time i said discipline around my unit is shithouse, in nicer words tho, apparently you cannot say that. Ye i know u dun give a fuck but u said update.
Its last Parade of the year on thursday, Im a guard to the aussie flag, that means im cool. No really... it does... it means i get a salute from everyone twice thru the parade, and any other time i pass past anyone, I also get to wear a white belt ( ye thats cool too) and a white strap on my rifle (not so cool but better than everyone else') and a Bayonette (the coolest part, noone ever gets bayonettes, cept the 2 escorts to the flag (me and chris driver from school)) Nat on the other hand is less cool, but still cool as far as coolness at cadets goes..... She gets a Sword, fuckin nice sword too, its a big assed wilkinson sword sword... and it has the queens logo and banner and stuff on it. But i dont think everyone salutes her, they have to when she walks past individually, but not as a company. Plus she dun get a rifle, or a bayonette, or a white belt, its a shiny belt too, has a big arsed brass buckle with aussie army logo on it, its cool.
So, my party.. sucked anus, people didnt turn up, people came and left (no not having a go at ye) people threw up, Weather was shit, music was gay. For my 18th im going on a pub crawl, fuck another party, see, the only people who cant come is erin steve amy, unfortunate for erin :<
On friday night, me steve amy ben kiah scott jason went on a road trip, first we went to the movies at cranny, was closed, then to bowling at cranny, closed also, after a half hour chat to decide where to go, we decided southland might have movies on, but they didnt, so we drove to melbourne, i was in jasons car with steve amy and jason, scott had his car with ben and kiah, jason did no more than 100, and he slowly crawled away from scott who seemed to be slow... We got to a 7-11 somewhere near the city, and needed the dunny, jason nearly pissed himself, amy too, steve was in need and i had the urge, but nooooo 7-11 only has dunnies for employees, so the dude said to go KFC up the road, so we did, they were closed, so they told us to go to BP up the road, so we did, and they were open. so we all pissed.
Now, feeling fresher, we drove to Crown casino, we parked in some dank little construction zone, jason on the street, scott on the second level of the parking place, cost him money it did to... he has a thing about parking on the ground level... anywho, we walked around the corner to find the only entrance to crown that was easy to get to was down a tunnel to the parking place, so down we went, kinda was creepy and i expected to be bombarded with cameras, but not a single one was to be seen, anyways, we got to the end of the tunnel, and some dude in the payment booth looked at us funny like, we kept a walkin, so we got inside crown, walked up the stairs, and up again, and started walking down from the 'Fashion section' to the WB Movie store and a couple of food joints, then we got to the 'more adult' food court, but didnt stay long, by this stage we felt under dressed and underaged, us in our shorts and shirts, and them in their suits and 'Metrosexual' clothes, speaking of metrosexuals, theyre just homos that dont suck dick. Time to pee. Ohhh.... thats better, ok back to my uninteresting story. So we went upstairs to near the movies and that sports place, and the movies and sanity, and where they used to have the walll where stars had put theyre hands and stuff, near where planet hollywood used to be, now its a metrosexual bar.... So being underage we went down to the food court and got some Maccas/KFC/Boost Juice (all highly overpriced and or crappy) and we ate/drank, then, in our undenyable youth, we went to Galactic Circus... yes the circus where we belong, we were all too poor / scabby to actually play a game there, so we walked around lookin at the flashy lights and stuff. We got sick of that so wethought fuck it, and walked back to the car, and left. However on the way out of crown casino me and steve smelt that unique smell, the smell you smell at raves or parties or clubs, its the weed noone wants to kill, the leaf not used for tea, IT WAS MARIJUANA, WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEED, it was well positioned too, Right at the end of the casino near the escelators next to the Versaci store.
On the way home amy nearly went to sleep, in jasons car... brave girl, altho if she slept in scotts she would be the bravest. Just out of cheltenham (where i should have stayed) some dude in a civic or something went blastin past at about 140, in an 80 zone, that was pretty cool. There was also this R33 Skyline, it was bright orange with white 5 spoked wheels, Suffice to say i soiled myself. We got home at 3.30, i went to bed a 4.45.
Next... couple of hours, i was up at 10ish i believe, after 5 hours of interrupted sleep, i got up got dressed, snuck out of the house and went to erins, at erins, i arrived and sat, and we watched TV, and erin was getting shitty with her mum, because she was being a bitch, then her dad left, and went to see her brother play cricket... and after that her mum left to get some meat, during that time me and erin went upstairs and erin got some meat of her own.
At 6 we went out to Frankston station and got a train down to Cheltenham (hence why i shoulda stayed there the night before) We got the train, suprised i was, since erin has no sence of urgency, We got the 6:18 train to melbourne, which was way too early since the party didnt start till 7.30 or so, we only got that train because some dude was meant to be on it and mels dad (mel being the girl whos party it was) was going to the station to pick him up anyways, Shit time to stop typing, im about to be disconnected.
Further update required.
well amoonda, nothing interesting has happened.
Im still not talking to shannon kris nat and siobahn. As much as nat wants me to speak to her (i know she does) i refuse, she might get the occasional sentence or 3 (like at mels) but thats as far as it goes.
I keep getting in trouble at cadets, First time was for making some chick lean aainst a wall on her fingertips, try it, is hard after a while, and last time i said discipline around my unit is shithouse, in nicer words tho, apparently you cannot say that. Ye i know u dun give a fuck but u said update.
Its last Parade of the year on thursday, Im a guard to the aussie flag, that means im cool. No really... it does... it means i get a salute from everyone twice thru the parade, and any other time i pass past anyone, I also get to wear a white belt ( ye thats cool too) and a white strap on my rifle (not so cool but better than everyone else') and a Bayonette (the coolest part, noone ever gets bayonettes, cept the 2 escorts to the flag (me and chris driver from school)) Nat on the other hand is less cool, but still cool as far as coolness at cadets goes..... She gets a Sword, fuckin nice sword too, its a big assed wilkinson sword sword... and it has the queens logo and banner and stuff on it. But i dont think everyone salutes her, they have to when she walks past individually, but not as a company. Plus she dun get a rifle, or a bayonette, or a white belt, its a shiny belt too, has a big arsed brass buckle with aussie army logo on it, its cool.
So, my party.. sucked anus, people didnt turn up, people came and left (no not having a go at ye) people threw up, Weather was shit, music was gay. For my 18th im going on a pub crawl, fuck another party, see, the only people who cant come is erin steve amy, unfortunate for erin :<
On friday night, me steve amy ben kiah scott jason went on a road trip, first we went to the movies at cranny, was closed, then to bowling at cranny, closed also, after a half hour chat to decide where to go, we decided southland might have movies on, but they didnt, so we drove to melbourne, i was in jasons car with steve amy and jason, scott had his car with ben and kiah, jason did no more than 100, and he slowly crawled away from scott who seemed to be slow... We got to a 7-11 somewhere near the city, and needed the dunny, jason nearly pissed himself, amy too, steve was in need and i had the urge, but nooooo 7-11 only has dunnies for employees, so the dude said to go KFC up the road, so we did, they were closed, so they told us to go to BP up the road, so we did, and they were open. so we all pissed.
Now, feeling fresher, we drove to Crown casino, we parked in some dank little construction zone, jason on the street, scott on the second level of the parking place, cost him money it did to... he has a thing about parking on the ground level... anywho, we walked around the corner to find the only entrance to crown that was easy to get to was down a tunnel to the parking place, so down we went, kinda was creepy and i expected to be bombarded with cameras, but not a single one was to be seen, anyways, we got to the end of the tunnel, and some dude in the payment booth looked at us funny like, we kept a walkin, so we got inside crown, walked up the stairs, and up again, and started walking down from the 'Fashion section' to the WB Movie store and a couple of food joints, then we got to the 'more adult' food court, but didnt stay long, by this stage we felt under dressed and underaged, us in our shorts and shirts, and them in their suits and 'Metrosexual' clothes, speaking of metrosexuals, theyre just homos that dont suck dick. Time to pee. Ohhh.... thats better, ok back to my uninteresting story. So we went upstairs to near the movies and that sports place, and the movies and sanity, and where they used to have the walll where stars had put theyre hands and stuff, near where planet hollywood used to be, now its a metrosexual bar.... So being underage we went down to the food court and got some Maccas/KFC/Boost Juice (all highly overpriced and or crappy) and we ate/drank, then, in our undenyable youth, we went to Galactic Circus... yes the circus where we belong, we were all too poor / scabby to actually play a game there, so we walked around lookin at the flashy lights and stuff. We got sick of that so wethought fuck it, and walked back to the car, and left. However on the way out of crown casino me and steve smelt that unique smell, the smell you smell at raves or parties or clubs, its the weed noone wants to kill, the leaf not used for tea, IT WAS MARIJUANA, WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEED, it was well positioned too, Right at the end of the casino near the escelators next to the Versaci store.
On the way home amy nearly went to sleep, in jasons car... brave girl, altho if she slept in scotts she would be the bravest. Just out of cheltenham (where i should have stayed) some dude in a civic or something went blastin past at about 140, in an 80 zone, that was pretty cool. There was also this R33 Skyline, it was bright orange with white 5 spoked wheels, Suffice to say i soiled myself. We got home at 3.30, i went to bed a 4.45.
Next... couple of hours, i was up at 10ish i believe, after 5 hours of interrupted sleep, i got up got dressed, snuck out of the house and went to erins, at erins, i arrived and sat, and we watched TV, and erin was getting shitty with her mum, because she was being a bitch, then her dad left, and went to see her brother play cricket... and after that her mum left to get some meat, during that time me and erin went upstairs and erin got some meat of her own.
At 6 we went out to Frankston station and got a train down to Cheltenham (hence why i shoulda stayed there the night before) We got the train, suprised i was, since erin has no sence of urgency, We got the 6:18 train to melbourne, which was way too early since the party didnt start till 7.30 or so, we only got that train because some dude was meant to be on it and mels dad (mel being the girl whos party it was) was going to the station to pick him up anyways, Shit time to stop typing, im about to be disconnected.
Further update required.
# posted by Sean @ 01:11 
