Round Shiny Blog

Bart: Come on, man, everyone knows the first day of school is a total wank.
Seymour: Well, if by "wank" you mean educational fun, then stand back it's wanking time!

Bart: Dude, take it easy on the fatty foods. You're running out of leg veins to transplant into your heart!
Homer: I've got arm veins, don't I?
[one for steve in years to come :> ]

Cletus: Hey lookie, it's that youngin' what sorts them squiggles into words. Can you spell scabies?
Lisa: S C A B I E S
Brandine: Rubella, we got you a middle name!

Agnes: Hey Abe, you want to hook up after the show?
Abe: Yeah, to a suicide machine!
Agnes: Ahaaaaaa, haaaa, haa


Homer: Ouch, I sat on something sharp!
Rainier: That's just Lara Flynn-Boyle
Homer: Hehehe.. I have a "Boyle" on my ass!


Russian Woman: After Chernobyl, my penis is falling off.
Moe: And "penis" is Russian for?

Lisa: Eeew, how long has this baking soda been in here?
Marge: I dunno, it came with the house.
Bart: Hey dad, I bet you five bucks you can't eat the whole box!
Homer: Five? Why don't we make it fifty. Ooh, you're going to regret this!
Lisa: I'll call Poison Control.
[one for ben, ewww at that potato cake]

ok too tired for more...