Wednesday, May 26, 2004
Filthy, But genuinely arousing
or
Warning: Sharp objects should be kept away from soft skin.
Last week i cut my knuckle on the glad wrap cutter, today i did it again in exactly the same spot, then 20 mins later cut my ring finger 3 times at the same time. Stupid tomato slicer. Bloody thing spouted blood like olde faithfull. The glove i had on at the time was full of blood, so i put on 2 band aids and squeezed the end to make it stick and blood came dribbling out of it, was kinda cool, for some reason i had been waiting to be cut for the whole day. Infact it was almost the best part of the day... i actually wanted the chip box to cut my arm, just cause it would be cool...
anywho enuff of my crap, its time to do stuff so i can go out later with yall :)