Saturday, May 01, 2004

 
Welcome to KBBL, its 9 minutes past the hour, our next topic of conversation is friendship. Lets take a call, we have sean on the line, how are you sean?:

Sean: Im bored shitless, you see, some 'friends' of mine fucked me and 2 other friends over tonite, we were meant to go to the casino as a group and go bowling at 2-3am in the morning, among other things, but, these 'friends', decided to fuck us over.

You see, this one 'friend' said last nite, he would drive us if we gave him petrol money, but at some point during the day he decided no fuck it, ill get a lift with another friend and not inform the other friends of this, so they can be stuck at home pondering wtf is going on.

Radio Host: I see, so in other words, yer friend is an arsehole who didnt have the decency to inform you and your other friends that he couldnt get his car and wouldnt be able to take you, and then let you find out from another 'friend' who told you it was your fault you couldnt get a lift because you didnt organise it properly? Im i correct in saying that?

Sean: Yes, indeed you are.

Radio Host: So even though, your 'friend' knew how much you wanted to go bowling, and he knew how much u wanted to go to crown, he didnt bother to tell you he couldnt take you.

Sean: Yes, i just said that.

Radio Host: Some say you could get the train in and get the bus back home, why dont you?

Sean: Well, mister host man, why the fuck should we? Why should we spend the extra $10 or more on public transport, to get somewhere, to see arsehole people that fucked us over and think its our fault we arent there? Also what happens when we get back to Frankston, how do we get home from there? Catch a taxi... ye sure, im willing to spend another $17 on top of the $10 ive already spent on transport to get home... Remember Host man, it is not just i who will need to spend extra money to get home, and it is not just i who got fucked over.

Radio man: oh, so who were the others.

Sean: Well there was erin, and stephen, who both got offered the spare seat in the car

Radio man: There was a spare seat?

Sean: Yes, one spare seat, but niether erin or stephen would take that spot because they are reasonable enough not to fuck over the remaining two.

Radio man: Thats pretty good of them, they must be good friends.

Sean: Yes they must be, Infact, i might even invite them, steve and amy, and anyone else who wants to come to dinner tomorrow night at the grand, unless your name is jason or kiah, the two arseholes in this debarcle.

Radio Man: OK sean we have to wrap it up there, i hope you sort this shit out soon.

Radio man: Coming up next, we play a game of hide and go fuck yourself.

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