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Top 11 Yo Momma Insults for Coders


11. Yo momma's so crazy, she makes pi look rational.
10. Yo momma's so annoying, she made Clippy try to turn itself off.
9. Yo momma's so fat, she has to share resources with herself.
8. Yo momma's so insecure, she makes an unpatched copy of Microsoft IIS look like Fort Knox.
7. Yo momma's so stupid, she leaves possible buffer overruns in a "Hello World" application.
6. Yo momma's so boring, she makes debugging Prolog seem fun.
5. Yo momma's so fat, she uses FAT256.
4. Yo momma's code is so bloated, she makes assembly look like C.
3. Yo momma's so fat, she uses C++++.
2. Yo momma's so flea-ridden, she has more bugs than Tribes 2.
1. Yo momma's so ugly, she makes custom regex engines in perl look beautiful.

Top 11 Yo Momma Insults for Coders Part II
submitted by C.T. TruLove

11. Yo momma is so out there, she can't get high speed.
10. Yo momma is so bloated, in Redmond they just call her "The Template".
9. Yo momma is so dumb she oughtta be called Yo Momma SX.
8. Yo momma is so lost, Google can't find her.
7. Yo momma's so cheap she charges for a demo.
6. Yo momma's butt's so wide, she makes SCSI III RAIDs jealous.
5. Yo momma's butt's so wide, she needs a 64-bit bus.
4. Yo momma's so ugly, she makes me pine for old FrontPage code.
3. Yo momma's so dumb, she's a DEC Terminal.
2. Yo momma's so slow, someone should pencil in her L1 Bridges.
1. Yo momma's so used you can buy her on E-Bay.

Top 11 Geek Euphemisms for Masturbation

11. Killing the pop-up
10. Hoping the webcam is off
9. Recalibrating the joystick
8. Reallocating the DNA
7. Inserting a card into the HAND bus
6. Banging the space bar
5. Performing diagnostics on the hard drive
4. Commanding the prompt
3. Meeting Mr. Stickykeys
2. Cleaning the lightsaber
1. Lefthanded mousing


Top 11 Items on Osama's Christmas List

11. My First Chemist's Weapon of Mass Destruction.
10. My Pretty Pony Glue Factory
9. Fisher Price Particle Accelerator
8. Mountain Mike's Cave Digger Kit
7. sandbox
6. Ali Aibo, electronic pet camel
5. Easy Bake Falafel Oven
4. Sesame Street's Torture Me Bert
3. Wham-o Exploding Frisbee
2. Bedazzler Beard Decorator
1. Kabul Barbie Car Bomb