Round Shiny Blog

He has it in for me something shocking.

The other day i called up vicroads with the intent of unregistering my falcon and registering my other shit car.

but no...

Ofcourse not.

Here i am talking to the man on the phone explaining what i want to do and he tells me i need a viv.

That the fuck is a viv...

a viv is Vehicle Identification Verification...

Basically... its to check if a vehicle is 100% what its meant to be.

Sorry for the abundance of lines...

As it turns out, my car was a statutory write off in 2001, its been smashed, bad enough for the insurance to not want to fix a 1 year old car.

The guy who bought it smashed it in new south wales somewhere, and fixed it up and sold it, and now, because i let the car run out of registration and the law has changed, i need this VIV to make vicroads happy that my car is fixed to a safe and satisfactory level.

That would be fine, if it wasnt for the fact that the guy who needs to look at my car costs $400+ to do so and there is no guarantee he will let it on the road, and if he doesnt, i can fix the problem he finds, and then pay another $400+ for the thieving motherfucker to look at it again.

So, not only have i bought a lemon, ive bought a smashed fucking lemon, like the sort we launched at the fence at steves when we built the lemon launcher. For those who cant remember that, here is a picture.



Im still keeping it, im not wasing that much fucking money and selling my lump of shit to someone else.

Oh, theres also the possibility of the car being a cut and shut, thats 2 cars welded together to make one, and if that be the case, i lose it all...

I need to start getting my happiness from other peoples lives, cause appart from my lovely girlfriend, there aint much else.

I have to endure 5 people i know go on overseas holidays while i sit and suffer with my cunt of a car, i have a job that is ok, but 2 and a half hours of traffic per day and only $34000 a year doesnt really excite me, and i have no food.

Oh and to top it all off, the fuckwit i bought my engine from a week ago, still hasnt sent the fucking thing, so now i hav to wait another week or 2 to get my unregisterable, unroadworthy, bi-car fixed, and when it is, i still cant drive it.



i need another beer, this one ran down my throat in fear of being spilt.